The Pancake Breffust (Breakfast thread)

[Shit Dickface]

it's why they look like little buttholes

[Ed Hocken]

I'm gonna default to the standard "How would you know?" position.

[Lisa]

I'm gonna default to the standard "How would you know?" position.

(*Pssst... mirrors. And squats.*)

[Captain Russ]

Listen to me - when you live to a ripe yet miserable old age because you never ate delicious, artery clogging food, but Russ and Billy's hearts explode with enough force to blow the smiles off of their faces from the fabulous, yet unhealthy breakfasts they've had, who's gonna have that last laugh, huh? You are! Imagine the joy you're going to have, as you shuffle down the street, bitterly swinging your walker at everyone under the age of 75.

Eye nub new

[Timothy225]

I usually slam down a bowl of Cheerios almost every morning. Add that to whatever preservatives are already in my system, and I shall live forever. Me and Keith Richards.

[BillyG]

Bought some Quaker Oats cinnamon granola bites. Pretty fucking tasty, come in little 90 calorie packs. A nice change from dry ass Nutrigrain bars. Anyone recommend some Kashi cereal? I saw that they come in to-go bowls now, so I think I'm gonna grab some for work.

[Abraham Smashington]

Throw a banana in there? Some milk?

BABY YOU GOTTA CEREAL GOIN'.

[Abraham Smashington]

Fucking hate Kashi cereal. Shit tore up my gums the last time I ate it. FUCK YOU GRANOLA.

[Abraham Smashington]

Wait, cheerios are fucking up Ed's digestive tract?

*snicker*

[Ingrid]

Fucking hate Kashi cereal.

This. If I'm going healthy with my cereal I do either Quaker Oat Squares or Cascadian Farm Dark Chocolate Almond Granola. Mmmmmm.

[BillyG]

Fuck yeah, KOLACHES!

[Lisa]

I hate granola too. And Billy, aren't those pre-packaged to go bowls expensive? I have a small Gladware container I brown-bag my cereal in.

[BillyG]

I hate granola too. And Billy, aren't those pre-packaged to go bowls expensive? I have a small Gladware container I brown-bag my cereal in.

No idea, I haven't noticed them in the store. Actually, I'm an idiot, because I never thought to just toss cereal in a tupperware. derpdederp.

[Lisa]

No idea, I haven't noticed them in the store. Actually, I'm an idiot, because I never thought to just toss cereal in a tupperware. derpdederp.

Way cheaper, but if you do - make sure to wash the tupperware container as soon as you're done. If you slap on the lid and wash it after you get home, the smell of sour milk hits you like a hammer after sitting there all day, even if the milk was dumped out.

[BillyG]

Oh no issue there. I've trained myself to wash any thing as soon as I finish with it so that when I go to do dishes they're 90% done. I yell at Brittany at least once a week for being too lazy to run water over a plate for 10 seconds leaving 2 minutes of scrubbing to be done.