The Pancake Breffust (Breakfast thread)

[Abraham Smashington]

YOUR STOMACH LACKS DISCIPLINE.

[Timothy225]

Enjoy the trip to the can.

Good. Nothing beats a good old-fashioned solid dump in the morning. I'll lose some weight, clean my system out.

[Captain Russ]

YOUR STOMACH LACKS DISCIPLINE.

Wouldn't have it any other way.

[B_Metal]

I've never had a problem with my bowels after a Croissantwich. And yeah bacon is the way to go.

[BillyG]

Ugh Burger King is so horrible. I don't know how it's the 2nd biggest chain. I haven't touched shit from there in 20 years, and whenever I see it in person I gag.

[B_Metal]

That's because you have a lady stomach.

[BillyG]

That's because I don't like regurgitated dog shit. I also come from the land of Sonic and Whataburger, and the only thing Houston does as good as tex mex is burgers. ELITIST BURGER SNOBBERY IN EFFECT

[B_Metal]

Truthfully I'm not much of a fan for Burger Kings actual burgers as far as the taste goes. But them Croissantwiches? AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

[Lisa]

That's because you have a lady stomach.

Hee... "Lady Stomach" is funny!

[Shit Dickface]

Ugh Burger King is so horrible. I don't know how it's the 2nd biggest chain. I haven't touched shit from there in 20 years, and whenever I see it in person I gag.

That. I had a Whopper and some chicken fries from there about three weeks ago and both gave me such horrifying shits that I don't care about them anymore.

Breakfast was french toast, sausage, eggs over easy, and hash browns. Not terrible.

[Lesley]

I made one of my favorite breakfast items today: Hootenanny Pancakes! So yummy!! If you want to make them, they are super easy. Here is the recipe:

Ingredients:

• 1/2 cup butter
• 6 eggs
• 1 cup milk
• 1/4 tsp salt
• 1 cup flour

Directions:

1. Preheat the oven to 425 degrees F.
2. Put the entire stick of butter in a 9x13 glass baking dish.
3. Put the dish in the oven while it is preheating.
4. Meanwhile, whisk the eggs, milk, and salt.
5. Once mixed, add the flour and beat. Once mixed, it will still be a little bit lumpy.
6. Once the butter has melted in the oven, pour the mixture on top of the butter in the middle.
7. Bake for 20-30 minutes until it looks like the picture.
8. Serve with syrup. YUM

[Ingrid]

I'm trying to use up odds and ends in the kitchen, so I'm going to do a take on the Pop-Tart. Puff pastry sheets are thawing and I have bananas and Nutella and milk and dark chocolate. I want to try a semi-savory one and do pear and gruyere, but I don't have those on hand so it'll have to wait. I'll let y'all know how this goes!

[BMichaelKrol]

Holy hell that sounds delicious.

[Abraham Smashington]

decided to start eating better breakfasts in the morning. Had 3 eggs scrambled (in coconut oil) mixed with some sauteed mushrooms/green bell peppers and a cup of coffee. We are planning/prepping our meals now on Sundays and have the whole week taken care of. Good stuff.

[Abraham Smashington]

Threw in some green onions into the eggs today, so good.