The Pancake Breffust (Breakfast thread)

[BillyG]

Kolaches and donuts? AWWWWWWW YAAAAAAAAA

[Shit Dickface]

Bacon breakfast burrito. Fuck it.

[Abraham Smashington]

3 eggs, a glass of water, and a cup of coffee.

[BillyG]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu there's chocolate filled Shipley's in here where is my power animal Russ sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide

[B_Metal]

FILLED?!? No power animal can conquer that. Covered sure, but FILLED?!? SLIDEBEFORERUSSSEESYOU!!!!!

[Captain Russ]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu there's chocolate filled Shipley's in here where is my power animal Russ sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide

Touch that fucking crap and you're fucking done.

[B_Metal]

What Russ means is "I'm so jelly."

[Abraham Smashington]

hahahaa

[Captain Russ]

What Russ means is "I'm so jelly."

No. That means he's fucked for another day in his diet and I'll be fucking mad if he lets himself be ruined by some fucking donut. Billy is smarter than Homer J. simpson.

[B_Metal]

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrreee.

[Captain Russ]

Troll more

[BillyG]

No. That means he's fucked for another day in his diet and I'll be fucking mad if he lets himself be ruined by some fucking donut. Billy is smarter than Homer J. simpson.

Skipped the donut. Loved the kolache though. Skipping lunch to make up for it.

[Captain Russ]

Skipped the donut. Loved the kolache though. Skipping lunch to make up for it.

That won't make up for it because it'll just end up as another notch against you when dinner comes. Goddammit Billy.

[B_Metal]

Billy isn't weak, he's just good at compromising.

[Shit Dickface]

That won't make up for it because it'll just end up as another notch against you when dinner comes. Goddammit Billy.

That. Never skip a meal to make up for something.