The Pancake Breffust (Breakfast thread)

[Ed Hocken]

Stoned? Nah, he's just really really cool.

[Captain Russ]

OMNOMNOMNOMNOM.

Brittany says the bear is obviously black and stoned out of his mind. Thoughts?

The slogan makes it sound like it's lining up to pitch cigs or some shitty tequila, not cereal.

Basically, Golden Crisp has a marketing department staffed by one.

[Ed Hocken]

I tried the Marshmallow Pebbles

Cereal blows

[Abraham Smashington]

Are you 5? Who eats cereal with marshmallows in it still?

[Captain Russ]

There are shining examples of cereal, and then there is Golden Crisp.

[Nathan]

I haven't eaten cereal in years.

[Ed Hocken]

Are you 5? Who eats cereal with marshmallows in it still?

I wanted to try out the cereal. Especially because Cinne-crunch was so great and has never come back.

Do you eat Cracklin Oat Bran?

[Abraham Smashington]

I don't eat cereal. I usually have PB toast or waffles in the morning.

[Captain Russ]

I usually have some All-Bran at the ready, because I am eighty years old.

[Nathan]

Actually, frosted mini-wheats would be the only thing I'd go back for.

[Ed Hocken]

Cereal makes a great all day snack.

Usually I eat life cereal.

[I_Cassini]

Are you 5? Who eats cereal with marshmallows in it still?

I can hardly believe you made this comment!

You have no love for Franken Berry or Boo Berry? Both filled with lovely marshmallows- I eat those cereals as an afternoon snack. Delicious!

I do not even know you anymore sir!

[Captain Russ]

Rob hates breakfast.

Breakfast is good.

Therefore Rob hates good.

[Ed Hocken]

Frankly, I'd prefer a good ham & egg sammich or even steak & eggs.

But you can't do that shit every day.

[Shit Dickface]

Why not?

Also, I hate nosy co-workers. Why the fuck are you watching me make oatmeal? Yes, I'm making oatmeal. Fuck off.