Four Loko

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

What's the word? Has anyone had them? I'm thinking about buying some for after dinner tonight to see how fucked up I can get. May even buy my wife one or two. After seeing the various videos on YouTube, plus reading some of the shit online I'm really intrigued. I will post a review/adventure story after. In the meantime check this video, APPROVED;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVWWre8tn_U


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[Nathan]

Meatbag!!!!

[Captain Russ]

They're fucking bad/good.

Bad in that they're like over 9000 calories per can, but good in that one only needs a couple to kickstart the fucked-up buzz.

The hangover is a killer if you're not used to it/a hobo/a Texan with a dependency problem.

The flavor is like trashcan punch.

[Abraham Smashington]

FUCKIN PASS ON THAT SHIT.

[Captain Russ]

More for me and my boxcar brethren.

[Ed Hocken]

You're telling me this is gonna out class King Cobra?

Bull-shit!

[Captain Russ]

King who?

[Nathan]

Malt liquor.

[Ed Hocken]

How in the hell can you not know what King Cobra is?

[Captain Russ]

It was more of a slam against KC than a legitimate question.

Your feigned outrage is lolworthy though.

[Ed Hocken]

Go ahead and slam it. I just like bringing it up anytime shitty booze is mentioned.

That and Mickey's.

[Abraham Smashington]

I used to only drink Mickey's Hand Grenades.

[Captain Russ]

Mickey's is turrible.

Loko 4 lyfe

(I am a disgusting human being and this new wave of niche drinks for cheap does not help things.)

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

I'm getting my Four Loko on tonight...with my wife...we may end up watching Hot Tub Time Machine, Slammin' Salmon, or Mad Men Season 1 Disc 1....

[Ed Hocken]

I am proud of the fact I never drank malt liqour. For some reason, I just find the entire concept of it to be funny.