Lunch.

[Lisa]

This guy's not happy. He's not pleased at all, and he's got a reason. You want his noggin for lunch, and you wonder why he's copping an attitude.

[B_Metal]

Then maybe his noggin shouldn't be so TASTY!!!!

[IggytheBorg]

Corned beef on rye with Colman's mustard & cajun steak fries. W/ cranberry juice to drink. Here's to the health of my tract!

[Shit Dickface]

http://www.burgerfiles.com/recipes/7...rger-revealed/

my lunch, leftover from yesterday

[BillyG]

Honey roasted almonds are delicious.

[Shit Dickface]

oh god yeah I can eat an entire container of those and end up with the worst shits ever but I don't care

[BillyG]

I've got nothing to do at work and its freezing and im bored and fuck half this jar is gone.

[B_Metal]

What's in the jar?!! WHAT'S IN THE JAR!?!?!?!! /seven

[BillyG]

What's in the jar?!! WHAT'S IN THE JAR!?!?!?!! /seven

Honey roasted almonds are delicious.

[B_Metal]

God I love almonds, honey roasting them is like porn for my mouth.(which sounds grosser than I meant it too)

[Captain Russ]

The wasabi ones from Blue Diamond kill me.

Can't keep those in the casa anymore.

[BillyG]

Down to 1/2 a jar for realsies. Gonna lock them up in a drawer now.

[B_Metal]

Down to 1/2 a jar for realsies. Gonna lock them up in a drawer now.

They'll just taunt you from there. Don't do it Billy.

[IggytheBorg]

The meat & 2 veggie sides lunch special at Makeeda, my favorite Ethiopian restaurant in New Brunswick. Making lemonade out of the fact I got stuck in a settlement conference all day w/ one of my least favorite adversaries.

[Lisa]

So today I decide I want a turkey sandwich on one of those olive rolls from the cafeteria. There's a new guy at the sandwich counter, and I say to him - "Could I please get a roast turkey sandwich on an olive roll with a little lettuce?"

So instead of a "little" lettuce, this guy proceeds to put enough lettuce on my sandwich to keep an entire field of bunny rabbits fat and happy for a year. Like, the cast of "Watership Down" were completely on board with this guy.

I said, "No, not that much lettuce. Just a little - could you please take some of that off?" He does, then he grabs the top of the roll, puts it on the sammich, and starts cutting it in half. I said, "Uhhh... you know, any time you want to put the turkey on there, that would be amazing." Yes - he was ready to give me lettuce on a roll and nothing more.