Lunch.

[B_Metal]

As long as those greens are not spinach I'm game. Raw spinach comes right out of my ass instantly after eating it.

[BillyG]

Well it is a BLT...

[B_Metal]

Sure but fucks on here the other day were talking about TOMATO-LESS BLT'S!!

[Shit Dickface]

"ME NO LIKE EATEY TOMATEY BECAUSE ME POOPY"

buncha sissies

[Captain Russ]

Dude, the bacon should be enough for you ingrates to stomach some fucking red fruit now and again.

[B_Metal]

I don't mind eating spinach, hell I love it cooked but uncooked it comes out UNDIGESTED, like literal leaves of spinach out my ass.

[Timothy225]

As long as those greens are not spinach I'm game. Raw spinach comes right out of my ass instantly after eating it.

[B_Metal]

LMAO. Okay, somebody rep tim.

[Matt]

OK...Popeye blowing out an O ring is the winner of the day.

[B_Metal]

Sister in law would only make salads with spinach leaves and got pissy with me because I kept declining it. So I finally told her, "look I'm sure your hippie salad is perfectly freaking fine but I SHIT SPINACH LEAVES IF I EAT THEM RAW!!!"

Needless to say, the next salad had lettuce.

[Captain Russ]

I don't mind eating spinach, hell I love it cooked but uncooked it comes out UNDIGESTED, like literal leaves of spinach out my ass.

It's mostly cellulose, so it already is a pain the ass for your stomach enzymes to even try to break down.

Chew it as much as possible and it won't be so floral when it exits.

Babby's first spinach is good regardless of your poopin' issues.

[B_Metal]

Truth.

[BillyG]

Or eat more and make a website, and your employment woes shall come to an end.

[B_Metal]

Or eat more and make a website, and your employment woes shall come to an end.

hahahahahahahahaha. Fuck you*

*meant in the kindest way

[BillyG]

Guys, vacation is the best.