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  • 188. Toast Chee Crackers
    Cheese flavored crackers with little chunks of salt on either side of a smear of Peanut Butter. Honestly, when I read what I just typed, it sounds kinda gross, but man, these cracker sandwiches are my absolute favorite of the Lance snack line.
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    • 189. Auntie Anne's Pretzels
      After Iggy's ode to the pushcart pretzels, I figured I'd single out my favorite Mall brand. I'm pretty sure instead of traditional pretzel baking methods, these gigantic soft pretzels are deep fried in five gallons of pure creamery butter. They taste that way anyway. The little cup of cheese dip is the perfect accompaniment. These are delicious enough that I don't get pissed that I spent six bucks on a snack amounting to a pretzel, 1 oz of "cheese", and a tiny cup of ice with a splash of diet coke. Doesn't matter, still so good.
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      • They're nutritionally bereft, but I'll be damned if I don't like those cracker things too. Also, the chive ones.
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        • Yes, sign me up for the cheese cracker and the butter pretzel love too!
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          • I picked up the variety box for some office snackage, and my order of preference is thus:
            Toast Chee
            Cream Cheese and Chives
            Peanut Butter
            Cheddar Cheese on Whole grain
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            • Those whole grain ones are the worst. Mostly because the crackers suck
              "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

              "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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              • Chicken in a Biscuit? Right up there with Al Qaeda.
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                • uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh no shit
                  "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                  "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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                  • I didn't hate those when I was a kid, until I grew up and realized they actually fucking cook chicken stuff into a cracker ew.
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                    • Everyone eats weird shit as a child.
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                      • Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
                        Everyone eats weird shit as a child.
                        Which sort of explains your taste for lead paint chips...

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                        • I'm not that old.

                          But I did eat mustard & cheese sandwiches as a kid.
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                          • I remember eating Fluff as a kid. And Miracle Whip. Together.

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                            • My weirdest snack? Bologna and ketchup sandwiches. MMMMmmmm. They hit the spot when I was impaired....actually, that sounds good right now.
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                              • 190: Salted Pork

                                While not usually eaten on it's own, it adds a profoundly wonderful flavor to slow cooked dishes, and soups and stews. It is my bacon substitute of choice.

                                Heresy, you say?

                                I beg to fucking differ. Try it yourself. I will accept your apology in advance.

                                Also, a little goes a very long way... and it keeps for quite a while, unlike bacon.

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