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Martin's tip #1:
Never cook bacon naked. Unless you like it hot. Down there.BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONComment
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Follow up to Martin's tip:
Don't fry anything while naked"Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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Jesus fuck a 60$ steak!
I never had a 2" steak. Man, at that price, you'd better cook it right!BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONComment
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Twice.Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post"DO. DO lots of cocaine. DO."
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I gotta tell you though, if it's cooked right, you taste every fucking penny. That's why I tend to let the pros do it, though.Originally posted by Martin View Post"DO. DO lots of cocaine. DO."
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Here here"Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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I usually cook all my steaks like that, but not with the butter and creating a crust. Will be doing that next time.Comment
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Now if you fuck up that steak, you get that one scene from Raging Bull."Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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I just can't imagine taking a risk on cooking my own 60 dollar steak. I mean, I need to have a really really good reason to spend that much on one dinner item anyway, so if I tried to be fancy and fucked it up, or even just made it ok instead of mind bogglingly incredible, I'd punch myself into early senility."DO. DO lots of cocaine. DO."
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I agree with Chris - no way would *I* personally cook a piece of steak that was that expensive. Maybe once every couple of years, I'd treat myself to one that pricey, but it would be at a steakhouse.2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.
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I'm also like Chris. I love cooking, but for a 60$ steak, I'd leave it to a pro. Not that I would ever pay for a 60$ steak, but still...BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONComment
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Like, really - I get pissed off at myself if I over-do a $7 steak.2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.
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