I like shitty foods: THE THREAD

[V]

Ok...

but if the turd in your toilet weighs more than eight Courics, then go see a doctor.

[Abraham Smashington]

Otherwise, fuck. I eat all kinds of crap. This shouldn't do anything to me.

[Ed Hocken]

Well, either Rob is gonna mutate into some kind of BrundleColonel, crap a shit weasel. Or reenact the firebombing of Dresden in his own bathroom.

Only time will tell.

[Abraham Smashington]

I pooped the same night. You must be "delicate."

No I honestly think I got sick from it. Still not feeling well and that's the only new thing I've had added to my diet. That KFC is fucking shady. Fucking stupid shady Colonel...

[Shit Dickface]

Also, the scene in Deadwood. FUUUUUCK.

nyaaAAAARRGGHHHNOOOOOO

[Howard]

Fuck the Double Down. I haven't pooped since Friday.

I pooped the same night. You must be "delicate."

[Howard]

Never passed a kidney stone but if it feels anything remotely like passing a gall stone? FUCK.

[BillyG]

I've had nightmares about stones. A co-worker had them years ago, and we could hear him outside the offices in the hallway bathroom passing the stones. He stumbled in, looking worse than any woman I've seen post-birth (not taking away from the ladies!), and said he was going home. His wife picked him up. I've had nightmares from time to time about them. Also, the scene in Deadwood. FUUUUUCK.

[Matt]

I can relate - I've had kidney stones before, and the pain was so bad I was begging for death.

This is one of the few things I never joke about. I joked about them once. ONCE. And karma decided to give me another bout, right in time for Christmas, and almost screwing up my plans to propose to my now wife.

My brother.

[Timothy225]

7 days. It took 7 painful days for it to pass through there. I wouldn't wish that kind of pain on Devin.

I can relate - I've had kidney stones before, and the pain was so bad I was begging for death.

This is one of the few things I never joke about. I joked about them once. ONCE. And karma decided to give me another bout, right in time for Christmas, and almost screwing up my plans to propose to my now wife.

[Shit Dickface]

A small order of chicken with steamed broccoli and brown rice does the trick for me.

This, except gimme two breasts.

(in before "that's what she said")

[Martin]

Which sounds like a 5 hours listening session of Celine Dion compared to a bag of All-Dressed chips.

[Lisa]

A small order of chicken with steamed broccoli and brown rice does the trick for me.

[Matt]

What about All-dressed chips? I've pounded a bag of those before... much like the Honey Dijon Kettle chips.

Love 'em but couldn't do it. I can only ingest so much awesome before I shut down from over-awesomeness.

[Martin]

A whole bag? You pounded an entire bag of potato chips? Jesus, even in my biggest munchie phase (college), I could never pound an entire bag of chips. That's borderline nauseating.

What about All-dressed chips? I've pounded a bag of those before... much like the Honey Dijon Kettle chips.