I like shitty foods: THE THREAD

[Matt]

I can relate - I've had kidney stones before, and the pain was so bad I was begging for death.

This is one of the few things I never joke about. I joked about them once. ONCE. And karma decided to give me another bout, right in time for Christmas, and almost screwing up my plans to propose to my now wife.

My brother.

[BillyG]

I've had nightmares about stones. A co-worker had them years ago, and we could hear him outside the offices in the hallway bathroom passing the stones. He stumbled in, looking worse than any woman I've seen post-birth (not taking away from the ladies!), and said he was going home. His wife picked him up. I've had nightmares from time to time about them. Also, the scene in Deadwood. FUUUUUCK.

[Howard]

Never passed a kidney stone but if it feels anything remotely like passing a gall stone? FUCK.

[Howard]

Fuck the Double Down. I haven't pooped since Friday.

I pooped the same night. You must be "delicate."

[Shit Dickface]

Also, the scene in Deadwood. FUUUUUCK.

nyaaAAAARRGGHHHNOOOOOO

[Abraham Smashington]

I pooped the same night. You must be "delicate."

No I honestly think I got sick from it. Still not feeling well and that's the only new thing I've had added to my diet. That KFC is fucking shady. Fucking stupid shady Colonel...

[Ed Hocken]

Well, either Rob is gonna mutate into some kind of BrundleColonel, crap a shit weasel. Or reenact the firebombing of Dresden in his own bathroom.

Only time will tell.

[Abraham Smashington]

Otherwise, fuck. I eat all kinds of crap. This shouldn't do anything to me.

[V]

Ok...

but if the turd in your toilet weighs more than eight Courics, then go see a doctor.

[nerdious dorkus]

So, you like shitty foods, ehh?

[Abraham Smashington]

Yuck, but the burger style one is fucking awesome.

[BillyG]

I sent my woman your mac n cheese recipe Vin. She wants to know if you have a handy list of what cheeses can be substituted for another cheese. Also, she says "Simple Mac n Cheese? Tell him he's a funny motherfucker."

[V]

I sent my woman your mac n cheese recipe Vin. She wants to know if you have a handy list of what cheeses can be substituted for another cheese. Also, she says "Simple Mac n Cheese? Tell him he's a funny motherfucker."

Not a problem.

Cheddar, Gorgonzola, and you can use Boursin soft cheese. I prefer the one covered in black pepper.

[BillyG]

Thanks. And no fucking clue how this reply ended up in this thread. Gotta stay off that shit.

[Lisa]

Mmmmm... crunchy Cheetos. I haz them.