I've had 2. 3rd is a possibility today. Depends on whether I see a KFC on the way to the beach. Yes, I am going to the beach today. Cooler is in the car. Need ice and beer and then I'm ready to jet.
We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
This time of the year is probably my most favorite time of the year. Not too hot. Cool water, nice breezes and sand not too fucking hot. Plus, the beach isn't too insanely packed with yankee tourists. Opps. I meant filled with our friendly neighbors to the north.
We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
Hung out with a friend last night whose buddy absolutely had to have one of these after getting baked, so they ended up going on a Harold and Kumar-esque trip to a KFC to find one. The guy thought it was pretty much the best thing in the world, but I'm also convinced that stoners could eat shoe leather and find it to be amazing.
"Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
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I once ate a bag of dog biscuits thinking they were animal crackers when high. But to my credit, they looked just like animal crackers. haha I just thought they were a bit stale.
"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
The whole bag? And how the fuck can you not tell the difference between dog biscuits and animal crackers? This is coming from a dude who ate a few on a dare.
"Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
~*RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~
"Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
~*RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~
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