I like shitty foods: THE THREAD

[nerdious dorkus]

It's not busy today. For once. Ugh.

[Abraham Smashington]

Shouldn't you be... like maybe working, or something?

WICKED BURN.

[Ed Hocken]

Shouldn't you be... like maybe working, or something?

OH SNAP!

[nerdious dorkus]

You know, Vin, just because you were born without air...

[Lisa]

Have they tried to ban the KFC Double Down in New York yet?

You know... why let your subjects, pardon me... citizens think for themselves?

Oh, mee-ow.

[Ed Hocken]

Whoa whoa whoa, who allowed Free Will into this equation? Just take a seat, John Gault.

[V]

You know, Vin, just because you were born without air...

Go have a pickled carrot sandwick, rub one out to tentacle porn, then moan and wail about women you should have called, but convienently lost their phone number....

[Howard]

Damn. I feel the burn from here.

[Matt]

Go have a pickled carrot sandwick, rub one out to tentacle porn, then moan and wail about women you should have called, but convienently lost their phone number....

[nerdious dorkus]

Go have a pickled carrot sandwick, rub one out to tentacle porn, then moan and wail about women you should have called, but convienently lost their phone number....

Just because I'm Asian does not mean I fap to tentacle porn. For your information, I only fap to unwrapped items and food. The only wailing I'll be doing is during my box shitting sessions.

[V]

Well, there's an unwrapped pack of some new, exclusive herbal tea that might need your special attention...

[nerdious dorkus]

I just came.

[Howard]

ohmanimsotemptedtohaveanotheroneoftheseforlunchtod ay.

[Howard]

Rob, you have one yet?

[Matt]

I almost bought one for dinner last night, Howard. I was literally ON MY WAY to the fast food area of Eden Prairie when I passed by a Taco Bell...my desire for a couple of fresh chilitos overwhelmed me, consuming my soul in a fire of melted cheese and tortillas that couldn't be denied.

How many have YOU had so far, Howard?