I like shitty foods: THE THREAD

[Martin]

Went back to work today, was struggling a bit, tired and what not. Walked into the gas station right next to my office to pay for diesel right before lunch and what did I find? ONE LONE BAG OF ALL DRESSED!!!!

Will you join our cult, or shall you be apostates like Tim and Jen?

[Timothy225]

Sad times. The one store around here that carried them is apparently done. There were none and no space for them yesterday. My tears will add to the salty deliciousness as I eat my last two bags.

The visual you just created is both awesome and heartbreaking.

I imagine your reaction was like your daughter's in that vid you posted of her on FB, when you got to the end of her storybook. Tears everywhere!

[B_Metal]

Went back to work today, was struggling a bit, tired and what not. Walked into the gas station right next to my office to pay for diesel right before lunch and what did I find? ONE LONE BAG OF ALL DRESSED!!!!

[Ingrid]

Sad times. The one store around here that carried them is apparently done. There were none and no space for them yesterday. My tears will add to the salty deliciousness as I eat my last two bags.

[Matt]

Wal Mart didn't have them initially. Not sure if they're there now, no I'll check again. I know that Target still didn't have them when I was there yesterday.

[Timothy225]

You mean your Wal-Mart doesn't have 'em, Matt? YOU DO NOT CRY. I CRY FOR YOU.

[JLynnCarr]

Must be a Jersey thing on the ALL DRESSED AWESOMENESS.

Nah, just a bit of personal taste.

I wasn't a huge fan of the mash-up of flavors. The vinegar kind of messed up the bacon flavor and everything was too strong.

That being said...my tastes have changed a lot over the years. I can't even enjoy Doritos like I used to. The flavor just doesn't taste right to me. Same with a lot of other flavored chips and bagged popcorn. There seems to be some kind of after-taste for me that I'm not fond of.

However, I bequeath any and all of the All Dressed Chips that are allotted to me to my BDR brothers and sisters!

[Matt]

Must be a Jersey thing on the ALL DRESSED AWESOMENESS.

[Timothy225]

Wal-Mart. All-Dressed Chips are in Wal-Mart.

Bought a bag yesterday, Jen and I tried 'em. Not bad! LOTS of flavor in these, almost to the point of them being TOO flavorful. Admittedly, I'm more of a fan of plain chips without all the extra flavor stuff, but I did enjoy these.

Jen was kind of "meh" about 'em, but that just means more for me.

Y'know what I wish they'd bring back? Cheese Doodle flavored chips from Wise. One place I worked at had a vending machine that served as a test bed for different flavors of snack foods. We had the aforementioned Doodle dust covered chips (fucking GOOD, yo!), chocolate covered potato chips (manna from hevan - shouldn't work, but Wise knows what it's doin'), and these BBQ flavor beasts of chips that folks were all but smashing the vending machine glass to get to.

None of 'em ever made it to stores though. Poop.

[Matt]

I gifted a bag to a coworker who is going on a road trip for a week. I'm such a nice guy.

And yes, it's a female coworker.

[Martin]

Alas, my coworkers seemed unimpressed/uninterested in the wonder of the chips. I work with a bunch of rednecks.

More for you.

[B_Metal]

Those who shun the All Dressed shall in turn be shunned by all mankind.

[Matt]

I work with tech people. They adore learning of new flavors of chips and such.

[Ingrid]

Bought another bag this morning. There were only two left on the shelf. I wanted to do a good deed and allow another to be converted to the glorious church of All Dressed.

Alas, my coworkers seemed unimpressed/uninterested in the wonder of the chips. I work with a bunch of rednecks.

[Timothy225]

TIM! I SUMMON THEE! Thou shouldst, with all due dispatch and circumspection, photoshop for thyself and thine BDR brethren a parody of yon AD&D Player's Handbook, wherein is substituted a pulchritudinously bulging bag of ye might All Dressed chips in place of the orange demon idol that currently resideth there! So it was written, so it shall be, chips without end, Amen.

As soon as he or I find them, he shall do as thee commands, oh mighty sovereign Borg!

Aye! Once the All Dressed Ruffled treasure from the Northlands of He Who Is Named Savage doth enter mine abode, the task ye doth command shall be made complete, Lord Ignatious of Borg!

Konw then, on the morrow, after my tasks of employment have been satisfied for yet another seven-day, I shall, with great vigor and my hellblade Stormbringer, quest and lay low all before me, until the crunchy goodness doth become mine. MINE! MINE!!!!