Trident Layers

[Anderson]

...tastes like shit covered in berries and nuts.

That is all.

[Lisa]

My guess is that they taste so bad, they deserve their own thread to warn people. You have done a great service to this board today, son.

[Abraham Smashington]

I fucking hate those stupid commercials.

[Matt]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[V]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

It's the gum of the future!

[Matt]

I gathered that, lol. I'm very familiar with Trident, but I've never heard of this LAYERS thing.

[Anderson]

I gathered that, lol. I'm very familiar with Trident, but I've never heard of this LAYERS thing.

That's like saying you've never heard of Genital Warts. This gum is mixed berry flavor genital warts...for your mouth.

[V]

This gum is mixed berry flavor genital warts...for your mouth.

For the FUTURE!

[Ed Hocken]

Doublemint for the win.

[Lisa]

It's the gum of failure!

Fixed.

[Ed Hocken]

Gum of failure eh? Shit should have been endorced by me! Maybe I can score a sponsorship.

One step closer to becoming the Toatally Rad show for a whole new decade!

[nerdious dorkus]

Trident hates AZNs.

[Ed Hocken]

Even better!

[Matt]

I'M OUT OF THE LOOP. DO NOT LIKE BEING OUT OF THE LOOP DAMMIT MUST FIX SITUATION NOW WHERE'S THE GUM CHEW CHEW CHEW.

[Martin]

And that's why you don't like the Fifth Element....