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    Hey AZN's (nerdious)! What's the deal?

    So we all know Nerdious has the stomach of the goddamn Sarlaac regarding Stouffer's meatloafs right? And we all make fun of him and what not about it. WELL....I just got back from the grocery store (had to grab some skinless chicken breasts and some veggies) and I saw a smoking hot AZN. Tiny and in shape like WHOA..

    Now why does that matter you ask? In her cart was nothing but Stouffer's FAMILY SIZED MEATLOAFS. Like about 20 of them. That's it.

    So I ask, is this the ancient AZN secret to long lasting life?
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
    Tags: ed has tiny poops, nerdious = sarlaac pit, nerdious has a worm, nerdious is a sarlacc
  • #2
    I will give her a meatloaf.
    "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

    "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

    ~    *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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    • #3
      Dude seriously. That chick was like the pinnacle of AZN hotness.
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #4
        Within the past two weeks I've learned that I'm really, really happy to be living near Koreatown.
        "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

        "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

        ~        *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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        • #5
          Strangely enough, AZN women rarely date outside their race though (or at least from what I've seen). Fag hags? Most definitely.


          *not a huge fan of the term fag hag but have never come across a better term*
          We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
          - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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          • #6
            I dated a few Koreans but that's about it.
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Vault Vanderhuge View Post
              I will give her a meatloaf.
              Yeah, you establish those trade ties!
              "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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              • #8
                Houston has a pretty large AZN community (not just Chinese and Korean) and they tend to stick to their own community.
                We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                • #9
                  AZN's love white meat in LA...Jake is in luck...be warned most love boom boom sucky sucky as much as we do, translation: RDS, raw dick syndrome.
                  Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgers

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                  • #10
                    huge Hmong community here. I dated a few of them in college.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                    Originally posted by gravedigger
                    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                    • #11
                      Dated a Cambodian gal, and man oh man oh man.

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                      • #12
                        dated may be a strong term, actually. 'I nailed two of them' would probably be a more accurate description. Ah, college.
                        Originally posted by Martin
                        Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                        Originally posted by gravedigger
                        Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                        Originally posted by Martin
                        And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                        Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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