They Don't Make It Anymore. . . Defunct Foods You Miss

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

There were like five up and down Wilshire the other day. And the fucking food trucks out there and on Melrose? I saw lines of them and was like "SKEEEEEEEEEEET holdmyhand wait I'm not done just stop walking for a second SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEET".

Dude we're in need of a serious rampage day...food, brew, weights...then we'll flip a few cop cars or some other wild shit.

[nerdious dorkus]

I don't get them. Someone send me some.

[Shit Dickface]

Dude we're in need of a serious rampage day...food, brew, weights...then we'll flip a few cop cars or some other wild shit.

I'm down with this. Weights before food and brew, though, because once I get beer in me I don't want to do anything.

[Ingrid]

Girl, you're from my neck of the woods! I know, we've been shut out of the krimpet goodness. And here's the thing - you can't really freeze them, because it changes them. The spongecake part gets mushy after it thaws, and the butterscotch frosting gets all runny. They're wrecked after the freezer, you have to find them fresh.

I have been moderately successful in freezing them, but my favorites freeze the best(for 2-3 months)....

[Abraham Smashington]

I'm down with this. Weights before food and brew, though, because once I get beer in me I don't want to do anything.

I want a picture of Jake deadlifting Bryan.

[IggytheBorg]

Snapple used to make soda. The clear, Tru Root Beer was incredible. And the cherry lime rickey was great. Slice also made an apple flavored soda that was just amazing. Didn't last long, though.

Lay's made a chip - it was either 4 cheese or Italian cheese, I can't recall which - that was damned tasty. Also, Salsa Verde Doritos. NICE n' spicy. Nothing else compares. Second the love for the crystal Pepsi.

[Bobby Bear]

...send me some pounds and I'll ship you a box.

Unless the internet is deceiving me, I may be able to track these down on home turf. Failing that, I'll take you up on your kind offer, good sir! Thanks very much.

Bobby, that candy bar sounds like Whipps:

I'm adding this sucker to the search as well. See, we have some Reese's stuff here (mostly the Butter Cups and Nutrageous Bars) but I just may not have been paying enough attention before. Efforts shall be redoubled in future. Thanks for the info, gents!

[Lisa]

Fuck it, let's go find the ice cream man, rape him and then get ourselves a treat.

Oh, god, you have no idea how hard I laughed at this! REP!

I have been moderately successful in freezing them, but my favorites freeze the best(for 2-3 months)....

Yes! Now the Kandy Kakes would freeze fairly well - I've had them frozen, and that works. Of course, the way my brother would wolf them down, I don't remember HOW we managed to keep them in the freezer long enough - must have been when he was away at college, that was our only chance.

Bobby, if you have the opportunity to find a Butterfinger bar, they are THE BEST candy bar in the world! I can't eat them, I just wouldn't stop. I'd be a million lbs and my teeth would be falling out of my head if I had unlimited access to Butterfingers.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Also, Salsa Verde Doritos. NICE n' spicy. Nothing else compares. Second the love for the crystal Pepsi.

These still exist in my hood...We can exchange for some all dressed if you like.

Also I lived on those fucking chips in HS...Salsa Verde, Hostess Vanilla Cupcakes and mother fucking Dr. Pepper.

[PHEDG]

[Abraham Smashington]

FUCK YESSSS

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Great call on the squeeze its...I was too poor to get the real ones...I had fake ones you couldn't quite squeeze

[BillyG]

Snapple used to make soda. The clear, Tru Root Beer was incredible... Second the love for the crystal Pepsi.

YES ROOT BEER SNAPPLE!

[Ed Hocken]

I remember Snapple SODA, the year was 1990. I as a young elementary school attending individual would be given a Snapple Soda when I came off the bus by Mom. I remember it being cherry red and in a glass bottle.

[PHEDG]