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It's a beautiful day out and all I can think is "fuck I want some fresh air but I have to wear sunglasses also I'm having a light case of that post-bender existential despair thing".
Yeah, I'm getting too old for that shit. Sorry, vodak, but we can't hang anymore. I've found a prettier, younger girl, and her name is bourbon."Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
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I like vodka martinis and white russians. Occasionally, I like to have an ice cold shot of the really premium vodka when I'm at our favorite Russian restaurant. Beyond that, I'll pass.
SCOTCH FTWOriginally posted by MartinWho the fuck is Kellan Lutz?Originally posted by gravediggerBasically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.Originally posted by MartinAnd who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?
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I've seen that so many times now on tv it's like that never even happened.
If I can't remember it Rob, then it never happened.
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Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View PostNo it happened. Jeff just rode the carousel a few too many times to remember.
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Originally posted by Jobe View PostVodka sucks. Mixed drinks suck. Take a shot of jager, drink scotch or whisky, or GTFO.
As for mixed drinks, I think you get a pass if you're a) ordering a margarita at a Mexican restaurant; b) ordering sangria at a Spanish/Portuguese restaurant, c) ordering a pina colada or mai tai or something on vacation in Hawaii, particularly at a Luau. Also, there ain't nothin' like a well made Lynchburg lemonade (hey, it's made w/ Jack).
And lastly, in my experience, no story that starts out "We were drinkin' Jaeger one night. . . " EVER has a happy ending.I like the way the line runs up the back of the stocking.
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