Booze.

[Ed Hocken]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa, vodka hate? The fuck, man?

[Abraham Smashington]

Vodka sucks. Mixed drinks suck. Take a shot of jager, drink scotch or whisky, or GTFO.

[Shit Dickface]

It's awful. I can't really taste it, so I'm like NO GIMME MORE and then once I hit a certain point I'm like "SHIT WHAT DID I DO". At least with brown liquors/beer I can pace myself.

[Ed Hocken]

No dice pal, I ain't drinkin like John Wayne. If I have to drink liqour I will only take a mixed drink. Otherwise, it's like drinking pure gasoline.

[Abraham Smashington]

FRUITY FRUITY FRUUUUIIIITTTTY!

Ed's a girldrink drunk...haha

[Ed Hocken]

Fuck yeah I am. What of it?

You gonna say something there, Kennedy?

[Abraham Smashington]

I just find it funny.

What if I took a tiny umbrella and put it in a shot of whiskey?

[Ed Hocken]

I'd look at you like you're fucking with me and ask for a beer.

I have never had a drink with any ornimation outside of a cherry.

[Abraham Smashington]

hah.

Also, I used to be all about liquor when I was single. now that I'm not, I'm strictly a beer drinker.

[Ed Hocken]

I did have a brief Goldschlagger phase until that shit (Probably due to the sugar) gave me horrendous hangovers.

Now I just stick to brewskis. But I have not recorded drunk because the other person isn't drinking and I'd feel sloppy as all hell.

[Abraham Smashington]

yuck yuck yuck.

[nerdious dorkus]

It's awful. I can't really taste it, so I'm like NO GIMME MORE and then once I hit a certain point I'm like "SHIT WHAT DID I DO". At least with brown liquors/beer I can pace myself.

Exactly.

[Ed Hocken]

You like Jager, don't point the finger at me now.

[Abraham Smashington]

jag is great.

[Ed Hocken]

Sure it is, pal.