Booze.

[Martin]

Glenlivet 12 is the Budweiser of Whisky, along with Glenfiddich. You would have been much better off with the cheaper and so much better Balvenie Double Wood (which is weird, as Balvenie belong to Glenffidich...).

The Glenlivet is acceptable...



for patients recovering from surgery.

REP REP REP

[Shit Dickface]

gahhh dammit guys BevMo is like 2.5 miles away and it was raining no regrets even though it really isn't that good

[Ed Hocken]

Please tell me you drinking it from a crumpled brown paper bag. Come on, please tell me you were drinking it hobo style.

[Abraham Smashington]

haha

[V]

Please tell me you drinking it from a crumpled brown paper bag. Come on, please tell me you were drinking it hobo style.

Actually... I think adding 'secret hobo spices' might actually IMPROVE Glenlivet!

[Matt]

Glenlivet? blech. double blech. Don't they use that to clean combs?

[V]

No...

it's the stuff that gets patted on your face after a barber shave...

[Ed Hocken]

For some reason watching someone drinking booze from a crumpled bag makes me laugh.

Even though the whole thing came from the fact cops got tired of busting people for open container. So in agreement with local shop owners they put the booze in a brown paper bag. By doing that, a cop didn't have to go and bust someone for drinking out in the open because you didn't know if that was booze or not..

[Shit Dickface]

So the moral of this story is that I should have just spent $40 on Night Train.

[Matt]

Pink Grapefruit Mad Dog 20/20.

[Ed Hocken]

I don't know anything about scotch, but if Ron Burgundy drinks Glenlivet, what does that tell you?

I'm saying you should have spent the $40 on angel dust.

[V]

That same $40 could have bought you 2 fifths of The Famous Grouse...

Yeah, it's a blend... but better than Glenlivet.

[Ed Hocken]

$40 can buy 30 seconds of a lap dance.


I've been to a strip joint...what?

[Matt]

I don't know anything about scotch, but if Ron Burgundy drinks Glenlivet, what does that tell you?

it took place in the 70s, Ed. I'll cut it some slack, as there weren't as many choices back then as there are today.

[Ed Hocken]

He wanted it with a bit of a pepper and cheese. I don't even know what that means!

Fuck it, get me a Harvey Wallbanger!