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I love cereal. I've said it before, but it was a core element of my university diet. Though this has been dialed back a little post-graduation, my love for it remains undiminished. Morning, noon, or night.
Rob Gordon-Style Top 5 Cereals:
1.) Special K.
Smooth and versatile. Always a winner.
2.) Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes.
A little too crunchy and sharp for all occasions (sensitive teeth) but otherwise a slam-dunk for a nut lover.
3.) Optivita Raisin Oat Crisp.
Too many "healthy choice" cereals come on like soggy cardboard; Optivita publicly humiliates such cereals with its almost vulgar display of deliciousness and nutrition. Bonus points for boasting Ray "Hard As Balls" Winstone in the ads.
4.) Cheerios
A nasty tendency to become disgusting when even slightly flat costs it a place or two. A not too sweet alternative to the healthier options on offer.
5.) Rice Krispies
The Last Starfighter of cereals; that rare object of nostalgia that still holds up today. Perfect for a light snack and hands-down the easiest to go back for more of.
Rob Gordon-Style Top 5 Cereals:
1.) Special K.
Smooth and versatile. Always a winner.
2.) Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes.
A little too crunchy and sharp for all occasions (sensitive teeth) but otherwise a slam-dunk for a nut lover.
3.) Optivita Raisin Oat Crisp.
Too many "healthy choice" cereals come on like soggy cardboard; Optivita publicly humiliates such cereals with its almost vulgar display of deliciousness and nutrition. Bonus points for boasting Ray "Hard As Balls" Winstone in the ads.
4.) Cheerios
A nasty tendency to become disgusting when even slightly flat costs it a place or two. A not too sweet alternative to the healthier options on offer.
5.) Rice Krispies
The Last Starfighter of cereals; that rare object of nostalgia that still holds up today. Perfect for a light snack and hands-down the easiest to go back for more of.
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