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Fuck coffee. It smells like heaven and tastes like 3 week unwashed balls. Personal favorite is English breakfast or Irish breakfast. Don't really like herbals or green teas. No to the Earl Grey as well. The best English breakfast I've found (if you have the connections) is from Harrods in London. That shit is amazing.
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Mortal Sin is a registered trademark of the One Holy Catholic & Apostolic Church. Hallelujah. ~Iggy
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Great, so now I love the taste of three week unwashed balls. Drinkin' a cup of unwashed balls RIGHT NOW, in fact."Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
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Good coffee doesn't taste like...an unwashed nut pillowcase.Me quick one want slowComment
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MMMMMM oops just spilled some unwashed balls on my chest better get a kleenex"Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
~*RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~
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Watch out. You might accidentally teabag yerself.Me quick one want slowComment
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Accidentally? Naaaah."Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
~*RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~
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Screw you guys, I'm going home.Mortal Sin is a registered trademark of the One Holy Catholic & Apostolic Church. Hallelujah. ~Iggy
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Got a Keurig single-cup dispenser thingamajig for Grinch Day and decided to try it out this morning.
You put these little cups of (depleted uranium) coffee, tea, or fuckin' hot cocoa in this tray thing and the machine poops out your beverage.
Long story short: Had the hot unwashed balls drink just now.
The name on the lid of the little cup said "Jet Fuel."
It was fine until I got to the bottom of the cup. Up until then, it was an extra bold cup of unwashed balls.
Then the end of the line was in sight. It looked as dark as Rob Schneider's soul. I drank it anyway.
It tasted like soil. Like from the Earf. Fucking hell.
In summation, "Jet Fuel" is a cup of unwashed balls in its sixth week.Me quick one want slowComment
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yum"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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Hell of a way to start today.
It is Tuesday, right?Me quick one want slowComment
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Anyone drink Oregon Chai? Just found out today that is one of my companies brands.- Francois de La RochefoucauldWe are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.Comment
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Never had it. I dig chai tea but since I never buy milk, I never make it. Hahaha.Comment
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Has anyone tried Tully's London Fog? It's orgasmic. In your mouth.Comment
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