Soda/pop/bubbly water with real sugar

[BillyG]

I got hooked on Monster during a real bitch of a project at work, for about a year. I was going through 2 or 3 a day. I still think those put about 30lbs on me themselves.

[Abraham Smashington]

I thankfully kicked my caffeine addiction about a decade ago. Now, it gives me uberjitters whenever I have a can of Dew/Coke Zero/Liquid Speed.

I don't think I can do it. I mean quitting smoking was one thing, but I love the burn of Coke. Seriously.

[Ed Hocken]

That shit is fucking disgusting.

I'd rather have a bottle of Swill™.

Ah yes, Swill. Dredged from the waters of Lake Erie. Hmmm, so chewy.

[Matt]

Jolt...ah yes, I remember this stuff. Nothing like laying there in bed, shaking yourself to sleep.

[Abraham Smashington]

I miss my H2JOE caffeinated water.

[Ed Hocken]

Jolt...ah yes, I remember this stuff. Nothing like laying there in bed, shaking yourself to sleep.

Are you sure that wasn't smack you had ingested?

[Martin]

Curiously, Quebec is the only place in the world where Pepsi outsells Coke. And beside, Coke ain't that great compared to Pepsi, at least here, where our soft drinks are less toxic than the US. But the Dew.... ah....

Still love me a good Root Beer and some Ginger Beer.

[B_Metal]

Are you sure that wasn't smack you had ingested?

Ed's never had a Jolt I see.

[Matt]

Curiously, Quebec is the only place in the world where Pepsi outsells Coke. And beside, Coke ain't that great compared to Pepsi, at least here, where our soft drinks are less toxic than the US. But the Dew.... ah....

Still love me a good Root Beer and some Ginger Beer.

Pepsi tastes awesome up in Canada. It's the only place where I'll drink it BY CHOICE.

[BillyG]

All things that should have sugar in them are better in Canada. Pepsi, Kit Kat's, Crunch's, the ridiculous coma inducing cotton candy Barq's.

[Matt]

All things that should have sugar in them are better in Canada. Pepsi, Kit Kat's, Crunch's, the ridiculous coma inducing cotton candy Barq's.

I'd sacrifice all of them to the great god Lerxst if we could just get All-Dressed potato chips down here in the States.

Dammit, I'm salivating like one of Pavlov's dogs at the remembrance of 'em...

[Martin]

Even Canadian girls taste better.

[Matt]

Even Celine Dion tastes better.

you're scaring me, Martin.

[Martin]

Celine Dion does taste great.

But you gotta cook her like you would with a rack of ribs. Low and slow with a great rub.

[BillyG]

I would murder many kittens to get that heavenly Barq's cotton candy down here.