MN State Fair/Renaissance Festival Food...on a stick.

[Abraham Smashington]

Yes. Like the Eyes from FREAKED.

[Lisa]

How would the giant vaginas hold guns? Do they have arms with cartoon gloves on them?

And the gloves will cartoonishly only have four fingers, skinny stick legs, and biiig giant clown feet.

[Ed Hocken]

People, I think we've come up with the cuddliest female genitalia ever.

[Abraham Smashington]

Like this, but vaginas

[Ed Hocken]

Quick, someone get some slave labor in China. I think we have ourselves an opportunity to make some some money. By selling these toys at the state fair.


*thread back on track achievement UNLOCKED*

[Lesley]

Matt - don't lead these people on and have them thinking a pronto pup is just like a corn dog. Because it's WAY better than a corn dog and has a different kind of batter. MMMMM proontooo puuuppppp

My favorite thing to have at the State Fair. That and Sweet Martha's.

[Lisa]

Like this, but vaginas

Hey, it's The Residents!

[BillyG]

Texas State Fair is putting up the food list sometime in September. Russ must go and report back to us.

[Matt]

Matt - don't lead these people on and have them thinking a pronto pup is just like a corn dog. Because it's WAY better than a corn dog and has a different kind of batter. MMMMM proontooo puuuppppp

My favorite thing to have at the State Fair. That and Sweet Martha's.

You're absolutely right on the overall quality of the Pronto Pup vs a regular corndog. They just taste BETTER, and I really don't know why.

Those cookies are good, but I can really only eat 2-3 of them before I'm done. They're too sweet for me. I cringe when I see people with buckets of those damned sugary things...

[Abraham Smashington]

WE've eaten whole bags of those cookies in a night before.

Sweet Martha = CRACK

[Matt]

Our dining experience at the Fair yesterday:
Chicken Fried Bacon = AWESOME
Walleye Cakes = AWESOME
Pronto Pup = AWESOME
Corn Fritters with honey butter = GOOD
Porkchop on a Stick = AWESOME
Chocolate Malt = AWESOME
Deep Fried Pickles = FAIR
Sweet Martha's Cookies = AWESOME

Lots and lots of water to wash it all down.

Rob and Lesley: hunt and find the chicken fried bacon.

I'll post pictures later.

[Abraham Smashington]

Sweet. I think we're gonna try and go next week sometime.

[Lisa]

I need to get the fuck outta this thread, lest I weep.

[Ingrid]

I need to get the fuck outta this thread, lest I weep.

My arteries already are.

[Matt]

For your arterial hardening pleasure:

This is the Chicken Fried Bacon with a maple cinnamon dipping sause. AWESOME.


This is a walleye cake with melted butter. Again, AWESOME


Here's a Pronto Pup. It's tastier than a regular corndog. I don't know why, it just is. Ketchup and mustard. AWESOME.


Porkchop on a stick, the single best thing at the Fair every year. AWESOME.


Deep Fried Pickles. They're OK. My friend Brad really loves 'em, though.


A chocolate malt from the Kiwanis booth. Probably the tastiest chocolate malt you'll ever have.


Deep fried corn fritters with honey butter. Good but not great. Brad was a fan.


The MOB. Yes, it was PACKED on Friday.


The butter sculptures that we're famous for.

There ya go. I'll post Rush pictures elsewhere.