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[Shit Dickface]

The "Billy Breakfast" that my grandfather made me every single day I spent with him.

6 eggs, scrambled or fried
2 pieces of toast or 2 biscuits
Stack of 4 pancakes
1/2 package of bacon
3 Sausage patties of 4 sausage links
Hash browns (about 3 potatoes worth per person)
Chicken fried steak with cream gravy or steak

My grandpa was a great man. To this day I can eat a breakfast like that every day if I had the time to cook it. I go to the diner down the street from me and order this every weekend. Breakfast of champions, indeed.

jesus christ my chest tightened up

[Abraham Smashington]

You can do the eggs how you like... I just don't like egg yolk squirting on my shirt while I eat.

I'd be afraid that if I changed a recipe of yours (which is why I haven't attempted the mac and cheese one yet, need to save more money haha) that you'd pop out of the shadows and break my neck.

[Lisa]

The "Billy Breakfast" that my grandfather made me every single day I spent with him.

6 eggs, scrambled or fried
2 pieces of toast or 2 biscuits
Stack of 4 pancakes
1/2 package of bacon
3 Sausage patties of 4 sausage links
Hash browns (about 3 potatoes worth per person)
Chicken fried steak with cream gravy or steak

My grandpa was a great man. To this day I can eat a breakfast like that every day if I had the time to cook it. I go to the diner down the street from me and order this every weekend. Breakfast of champions, indeed.

Heh. The east coast version of this is called The "Lisa's 15 Yr. Old Nephew Joe Breakfast". This is exactly like the kind of meal he orders when we all go out to breakfast when we're visiting my parents. And of course, he's tall and skinny as a rail!

[Martin]

Billy, plz tell me it's for one serving.

And let it be known that his grandfather died at he ripe old age of 34, after a 3 quintuple coronary bypasses.

[V]

I'd be afraid that if I changed a recipe of yours (which is why I haven't attempted the mac and cheese one yet, need to save more money haha) that you'd pop out of the shadows and break my neck.

No!

I'd just lower myself slowly from the ceiling, then tap you on the shoulder.

"Hi! Whatcha doin? Scramble those eggs yet?"

[Abraham Smashington]

At which point I shit myself and the food is ruined.

[Nathan]

No!

I'd just lower myself slowly from the ceiling, then tap you on the shoulder.

"Hi! Whatcha doin? Scramble those eggs yet?"

That gave me the most awesome visual.

[Matt]

Scrambled eggs ala Matt:

Scramble 3 eggs per person. Add shredded cheddar cheese to the eggs while you're flipping them about.
Make 2 pieces of buttered toast for each person eating. lay them on the plate, side by side.
Place the scrambled eggs on top of the toast.

Option #1:
Put salsa and additional shredded cheese on top of the scrambled eggs/toast. Eat.

Option #2:
Cook up some asparagus and hollandaise sauce. Dice up the asparagus into tiny pieces and put it on top of the scrambled eggs/toast. Pour hollandaise on top. Eat.

Option #3:
Cook up some bacon or sausage (or both). Dice up a tomato. Cut the bacon/sausage into tiny pieces and put in on top of the scrambled eggs/toast. Put the diced tomatos on top with some shredded cheese. Eat.

AWESOME.

[Ed Hocken]

Fuck, I want to make biscuits

Need clean cookie sheet and some cookie cutters.

[Martin]

My version, is a scramble the eggs, add cheddar and salsa. It's awesome, but it looks like a puddle of vomit.

[V]

That gave me the most awesome visual.

[Abraham Smashington]

Shit. Am I going to have to use my "Vin Fisher" photoshop again?

[Nathan]

You need to do one of Spidey all blacked out or Venom hanging upside down with behind you with Vin's head.

[BillyG]

Billy, plz tell me it's for one serving.

And let it be known that his grandfather died at he ripe old age of 34, after a 3 quintuple coronary bypasses.

That right there is what I would eat. And as Lisa said, I was skinny as a rail. And nope, no bypasses. Grandpa got taken down by kidney failure, but he would put of dialysis to make me breakfast.

[V]

With an egg whisk...