Post your kickass recipes here!

[Abraham Smashington]

Although, I'm not a huge fan of ham. Not sure why.

[Ed Hocken]

Rob was touched in the bathing suit area by a ham.

[BillyG]

Although, I'm not a huge fan of ham. Not sure why.

Ham can either be shit, or the best thing ever. It's all in the preparation. I'm a fucking ham snob. Honey baked ham with a brown sugar glaze REPRESENT.

[Ed Hocken]

Hell yeah!

[Martin]

RECIPES THREAD PEOPLE. RECIPES!

[V]

THIS IS THE RECIPE THREAD. NO TEASING!

While not strictly Simpsons 'canon', I wanted a breakfast sandwich so awesome in lethality, it could not be consumed every day... but only once a month.

THE CLOGGER

4 eggs, scrambled
1/4 pound bacon
1/4 pound breakfast sausage
1/4 thinly sliced ham
3 slices Swiss cheese
3 slices Cheddar cheese
1 six inch hoagie roll, toasted

Scramble your eggs how you like.

Fry your meat in whatever order you wish. Use the grease to fry the next item, and so on.

When meat is fried, place on the roll, then top with the cheese, then the egg.

Eat, fuckers!

[Matt]

I remember when I was a cook out at the pool for the Flagship Athletic Club in Eden Praire. This was back in college.

All that I made out there were burgers, chicken sandwiches, hot dogs, and so forth. Now, we were a short distance from the pantry that the main restaurants used in the club, so we'd go in there and scrounge up gourmet stuff and just make KILLER burgers for ourselves. After much experimentation, we developed our masterpiece:

dice up a tomato, a green pepper, and an onion. With garlic salt, mix up the diced veggies into the ground beef. Saute some mushrooms in butter. Grill some bacon and get it really crisp. Grill the burger, adding various slices of cheese to it until you can't even see the meat. Put it on the bun, add the bacon and the mushrooms.

It was fun eating those while the customers got basic cheeseburgers.

[Abraham Smashington]

While not strictly Simpsons 'canon', I wanted a breakfast sandwich so awesome in lethality, it could not be consumed every day... but only once a month.

THE CLOGGER

4 eggs, scrambled
1/4 pound bacon
1/4 pound breakfast sausage
1/4 thinly sliced ham
3 slices Swiss cheese
3 slices Cheddar cheese
1 six inch hoagie roll, toasted

Scramble your eggs how you like.

Fry your meat in whatever order you wish. Use the grease to fry the next item, and so on.

When meat is fried, place on the roll, then top with the cheese, then the egg.

Eat, fuckers!

Hmms, not a fan of the scrambled eggs or ham, but sounds good.

[Abraham Smashington]

dice up a tomato, a green pepper, and an onion. With garlic salt, mix up the diced veggies into the ground beef. Saute some mushrooms in butter. Grill some bacon and get it really crisp. Grill the burger, adding various slices of cheese to it until you can't even see the meat. Put it on the bun, add the bacon and the mushrooms.

Yum.

[BillyG]

While not strictly Simpsons 'canon', I wanted a breakfast sandwich so awesome in lethality, it could not be consumed every day... but only once a month.

The "Billy Breakfast" that my grandfather made me every single day I spent with him.

6 eggs, scrambled or fried
2 pieces of toast or 2 biscuits
Stack of 4 pancakes
1/2 package of bacon
3 Sausage patties of 4 sausage links
Hash browns (about 3 potatoes worth per person)
Chicken fried steak with cream gravy or steak

My grandpa was a great man. To this day I can eat a breakfast like that every day if I had the time to cook it. I go to the diner down the street from me and order this every weekend. Breakfast of champions, indeed.

[Abraham Smashington]

JESUS.

[Abraham Smashington]

I think I just came a bit.

[V]

Hmms, not a fan of the scrambled eggs or ham, but sounds good.

Forgive me...

Does it need more beef, then?

[Abraham Smashington]

Haha. I think it's the scrambled part that gets me. I'm trying to picture it and it's not appetizing in my head. I think it's because I'm used to having a fried egg on top as opposed to scrambled...

[V]

You can do the eggs how you like... I just don't like egg yolk squirting on my shirt while I eat.