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  • Are we on pasta today?

    FUCK YEAH!

    Arrabbiata Sauce

    Ingredients:
    one 28-ounce can and one 10-ounce can imported peeled Italian plum tomatoes with their liquid
    1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil
    1/2 cup red wine
    salt and black pepper to taste
    1 to 2 teaspoons crushed hot red pepper flakes
    1/3 cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano
    1 tablespoon minced fresh oregano leaves


    Directions:
    1. Stir together the tomatoes with their liquid and olive oil in a medium saucepan, and cook at a low boil, stirring occasionally and breaking up the tomatoes with a wooden spoon, for 35 minutes, or until very thick. Season the mixture with salt and black pepper.
    2. Add the red pepper flakes, red wine, and simmer for 10 minutes.
    3. Toss with pasta. Transfer to a serving bowl and toss with the Parmigiano-Reggiano. Top with minced oregano and serve.

    Feel free to add more red pepper if you are feeling particularly masochistic.

    Greek-Themed Orgasm Sauce

    Ingredients:
    1/2 cup packed, fresh flat-leaf parsley leaves plus additional chopped leaves for garnish
    2 teaspoons drained capers packed in vinegar and brine
    1 teaspoon packed, fresh oregano leaves
    1/3 cup extra-virgin olive oil
    1/4 to 1 small fresh, hot, red chili pepper, trimmed and seeded
    2 garlic cloves
    1 very small red onion, cut into rings
    1/4 pound imported feta cheese, coarsely crumbled
    12 kalamata olives, pitted and finely chopped


    Directions:
    1. Mince the 1/2 cup parsley, capers, and oregano together, place in a serving bowl, and stir in the olive oil.
    2. Mince the red chili and garlic together, and add to the olive oil mixture. Add the onion, feta, and olives.
    3. Toss with hot pasta. Season to taste and garnish with additional chopped parsley. Serve immediately.

    Peperonata

    Ingredients:
    1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil
    1 eggplant (about 3/4 pound)
    1 medium onion, peeled and chopped
    1 medium green bell pepper
    1 medium red bell pepper
    1 medium yellow bell pepper
    4 fresh plum tomatoes, chopped
    1/4 teaspoon balsamic vinegar
    1/4 teaspoon red-wine vinegar
    1 cup tomato puree
    1/4 cup firmly packed, chopped fresh basil
    1/4 cup firmly packed, chopped fresh marjoram


    Directions:
    1. Place 2 tablespoons of the olive oil in a large sauté pan over moderate heat. Cut the eggplant into 1/2-inch cubes, and add to the hot oil with the chopped onion. Cook until eggplant softens, about 10 minutes. Remove and reserve.
    2. Stem and seed the bell peppers. Cut each one in half. Cut half of each pepper into medium dice and the other half into julienne strips. Add the remaining 2 tablespoons of olive oil to the pan in which the eggplant cooked, set it over moderately high heat, and sauté the peppers for 10 minutes. Add the tomatoes and cook for 5 minutes. Add the eggplant-onion mixture, the two vinegars, and the tomato purée. Bring to a boil, reduce heat to moderate, and simmer for 5 minutes.
    3. Add the basil and marjoram. Remove from heat. Season to taste with salt and pepper. Let rest for 5 minutes, toss with hot pasta and serve.

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    • Oh Vin and his classics!
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      • If it works, why fuck with it?

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        • That's pretty much the moto of Italian cuisine.

          Never did a peperonata, nor that greek-themed orgasm sauce. And mind you, I was mildly afraid an orgasm sauce would have semen in it, and thus that Rob would have been over it like Devin on a Greengrass.
          BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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          • Originally posted by Martin View Post
            That's pretty much the moto of Italian cuisine.

            Never did a peperonata, nor that greek-themed orgasm sauce. And mind you, I was mildly afraid an orgasm sauce would have semen in it, and thus that Rob would have been over it like Devin on a Greengrass.
            Or Fleed on a hentai...

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            • I had that motherfucker on ignore for years now. It feels good, trust me.
              BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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              • He's ok...

                He actually turned me on to some fucking excellent Korean restaurants in Manhattan and Westchester County.

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                • fucking DROOLING at the moment.

                  Vin, you really should open up a restaurant. You'd have a killer menu.
                  Originally posted by Martin
                  Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                  Originally posted by gravedigger
                  Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                  Originally posted by Martin
                  And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                  Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                  • I demand Vin and Martin get a spot on the front page to post and organize their cooking thoughts. The male version of Eat Pray Love. Eat Shoot Fuck?

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                    • Maybe...

                      How about we all chip in on a house and live there?

                      All I'll do is cook... and shoot trespassers.

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                      • RE: fleed -

                        His writing style can be annoying, but he's NEVER rude, he's ALWAYS enthusiastic, and he genuinely knows his shit regarding movies and sports. He may have questionable taste in movies, but that's his right. He NEVER gets pissy or abrasive with anyone...if someone goes after him, he brushes it off without any issue.

                        Call me crazy, but I like the guy.
                        Originally posted by Martin
                        Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                        Originally posted by gravedigger
                        Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                        Originally posted by Martin
                        And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                        Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                        • Originally posted by V View Post
                          All I'll do is cook... and shoot trespassers.
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                          Originally posted by gravedigger
                          Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                          Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                          • Originally posted by BillyG View Post
                            I demand Vin and Martin get a spot on the front page to post and organize their cooking thoughts. The male version of Eat Pray Love. Eat Shoot Fuck?
                            Cookin' and Killin'

                            With tonight's special guest: Mr. Steven Seagal. who will reprise his ex-SEAL/nuclear physicist-turned-cook from Under Siege for the next hour!

                            EDIT: NICE WORK MATT!!!!!!
                            BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                            • Which is exactly the comparison we made in the new episode.
                              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                              • what? I MUST LISTEN! the new BDR?
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