Cheetos

[V]

They have MARTIN'S!

They are a legend around here. Yes, they do smell faintly of donuts for some ungodly reason... but they fucking rock.

[Chris Miller]

I like Martin's, but after a handful I feel
A: Kind of close to death and
B: like I just ate axle grease.

[BMichaelKrol]

The Synders jalapeno pretzels have been rocking my world lately.

Cheetos make me want to drown kittens though. Ew.

[V]

I like Martin's, but after a handful I feel
A: Kind of close to death and
B: like I just ate axle grease.

They are fairly lethal out of the bag... but my primary function for them is sandwich filling.

Some tuna salad, lettuce, tomato, onion... and some crunchy fucking chips.

[Ingrid]

I've been noshing on Cheetos and Chili Cheese Fritos recently. *drool*

[Timothy225]

I had to take a break from Cheetos/Cheez Doodles for a bit - inhaling too many of the damn things recently, and my waistline's screaming at me. Must get thinner...

[V]

Must get thinner...

Do a ruck run with me through Valley Forge... you'll slim down.

Slim down FOREVER!

[BillyG]

Goddamit I want to be 300 by my birthday but all this glorious Cheeto discussion...

And avoid Zapp's Voodoo flavor. It takes like fucking NOTHING. I was expecting a pretty spicy cajun chip, and it wasn't a fucking thing. Not even salt.

[Ingrid]

The vending machine at work had Herr's Buffalo Wing chips the other day. And like Billy said about the Voodoo flavored chips, they tasted like nothing. Just crunchy potato-ish things.

[V]

The vending machine at work had Herr's Buffalo Wing chips the other day. And like Billy said about the Voodoo flavored chips, they tasted like nothing. Just crunchy potato-ish things.

Herr's eats dick. Either Martin's or Utz for *uses thumbs* this guy!

[BillyG]

And like Billy said about the Voodoo flavored chips, they tasted like nothing. Just crunchy potato-ish things.

So glad I am not alone there.

*zappsiamdisappointfist*

[Shit Dickface]

Cheetos make me want to drown kittens though. Ew.

man what is this

Also, can someone send a dude some Utz Crab Chips and some of those full-dressed things? I feel like I'm in a chip wasteland here. The last interesting chip I ate was a third of a bag of Pizzerolas.

[Nathan]

Do a ruck run with me through Valley Forge... you'll slim down.

Duration? Weight of pack?

[Timothy225]

Do a ruck run with me through Valley Forge... you'll slim down.

Slim down FOREVER!

Might have to do this! And I'll bring my Mrs. too, so we can both get into fighting shape! Thank you, Vic la Lane!

[BillyG]

Vin, my offer to feed and house you while you work me out to a slim 220 still stands. Primo Tex Mex and beer for 97lbs of work!