What did you have for dinner last night?

[Ed Hocken]

Fuck, I remember the days when I had a super-sized* Big Mac combo + 20 nuggets. I was 16.

* Your American normal portions are our Supersizes.

Good lord! Please tell me you were high. I never ate that much at that age.

Although there was 29 cent hamburger day back in '99. I'd have about six.

[nerdious dorkus]

You speak nonsense with those restaurants.

And B, 15 nuggets only?

Fuck, I remember the days when I had a super-sized* Big Mac combo + 20 nuggets. I was 16.

* Your American normal portions are our Supersizes.

Good lord! Please tell me you were high. I never ate that much at that age.

Although there was 29 cent hamburger day back in '99. I'd have about six.

I call this brunch. Also, six $1 Mcdoubles is what I'll eat when I get a chance.

[Ed Hocken]

Granted, you are a remorseless eating machine, tis more stomach than man.

But one of these days I'll get the nerve to order a Spamwhich from a Hawaiian joint. I love Chicken katsu.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

You speak nonsense with those restaurants.

And B, 15 nuggets only?

Fuck, I remember the days when I had a super-sized* Big Mac combo + 20 nuggets. I was 16.

* Your American normal portions are our Supersizes.

I call this brunch. Also, six $1 Mcdoubles is what I'll eat when I get a chance.

...in all fairness, I had 3 McDoubles with the 15 nuggs of McChicken and 2 apple pies...but I have been trying to cut down a bit...and for the record 6 McDoubles is just about perfect.

[V]

Granted, you are a remorseless eating machine, tis more stomach than man.
.

Come for the freak, but stay for the food!!!

[Matt]

Granted, you are a remorseless eating machine, tis more stomach than man.

He can't be bargained with...he can't be reasoned with.
He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and he absolutely WILL NOT STOP EATING.
EVER!
Until you are FED.

[BillyG]

Remember when tacos at Taco Bell were like 39 cents, and in 1999 (I remember the day I found out) they jacked up the prices? We would go to Taco Bell and drop like $15, then play SNES or PS1 all weekend blazed out of our minds. Just me, my best friends, and 89 tacos.

[Lisa]

I still remember a meal that my nephew ate when he was 10, and I was babysitting him one evening. Mind you, this is all in one sitting.

One supersized McDonald's McChicken sandwich value meal.
Two bowls of Cocoa Puffs.
Two large glasses of orange juice (in addition to the large soda that came with his meal).
Three big fistfuls of Wheat Thins.
A large portion of left-over Easter candy, let's say about the size of a large cereal bowl.

I was horrified, but he went to bed later on and slept like a baby.

[nerdious dorkus]

I call that a snack.

[Captain Russ]

Freak.

[V]

Shit...

My father was a monster of a man... 6' 9", 345 pounds, and hands the size of beef roasts. He was the first "godless eating machine" I ever encountered.

I worked at KFC when I was in high school, usually closing on weekends... and he would be at the door waiting for me. I saw him actually consume an entire bucket of original thighs and legs(he hated white meat!), a large container of mash with gravy, another large container of slaw, and 8 or 9 of those "chicken littles" sandwiches they sold back in the 80's-90's.

If I were lucky, there would be a wing or two left.

[nerdious dorkus]

Fuck I LOVE KFC. That was the first time I scared Ari, Corey, Wayne, and Sarah.

[V]

Srsly...

KFC is the duck's nuts!

That grilled shit has got to go, though...

[Matt]

yeah, count me as a fan of KFC as well. The chicken is good, but the tatersngravy is fucking mana from heaven.

[BillyG]

The chicken potato bowl of doom is fucking orgasm in a 3,000 calorie container.