What did you have for dinner last night?

[Ed Hocken]

Spent a shit load of money on 2 kickass steaks. Lesley made her killer mashed potatoes. I had one bite my steak before I started having insane acid reflux (or something like it). Spent the next hour puking. Then passed out. Ugh.

You sure it wasn't *puts on Sherlock Holmes hat* poison?!

[Abraham Smashington]

HAha. Pretty sure. This has happened once before but with chicken. I think I end up taking too big of a bite or it goes down the wrong tube or something. But once it does, I end up puking nonstop until I pass out. It fucking sucked. Especially since I'm pretty broke and spent way too much on that goddamn steak I couldn't even eat.

[Ed Hocken]

Jesus, sounds like food is going into your lung or something. You sure you didn't spray yourself with any alien fluid lately?

[Abraham Smashington]

All I know is that I end up spitting up shit like Jeff Goldblum from the fly. It just comes up.

[Ed Hocken]

Hmm, I prefer to think you're Wikus. How's that awesome prawn hand working out?

[Abraham Smashington]

I wish I wouldn't have chopped off my thumb. Make playing video games kind of hard.

[Ed Hocken]

Yeah, but you must have the time of your life beating off.

[Abraham Smashington]

It's "The Stranger" nonstop over here.

[Ed Hocken]

Are we talking the newspaper or the book?

[Abraham Smashington]

It's "The Stranger" nonstop over here.

From UrbanDictionary.com

The Stranger' is a masturbation technique which the user commences by sitting on their hands until they go numb and as a result cannot feel through their hands when they masturbate..

[Ed Hocken]

Well, I learned something new today.

[nerdious dorkus]

See, Ed? You don't have to go out and try to meet new guys for love.

[Matt]

this is a food thread, right?

[Ed Hocken]

Maybe. But I like hearing about Rob's Prawn transformation.

[Howard]

Prawns are food.