What did you have for dinner last night?

[Captain Russ]

First thing that came to mind...Perez?

[Captain Russ]

Well I can't handle bacon, so it and it's candian cousin can just fuck right off.

*Steals the Idol of Fail back from Mola Rob*

*Puts the Idol back in the Tomb of the Hocken*

*Rides off into sunset*

[Ed Hocken]

See Hocken is way more fucked up than I. Bacon is "teh sexxzorz".

Believe me, if my body could handle it. I would be eating it constantly. But I can't have stuff with tons of grease or overly processed foods for some reason.

Otherwise, it's a rocket ship to the USS Porcelain.

[Abraham Smashington]

IT'S WORTH IT.

[nerdious dorkus]

If Taco Bell customers can eat food that'll make their stomach cry and know it, you can too. You just hate fun. Like Rob.

[Ed Hocken]

In my experience, it is not. Not when you're dealing with cramps that are probably on the pain equivalent of child birth. Ladies, I'm just saying.

[Abraham Smashington]

I never have the issues people have apparently at Taco Bell. Maybe because my stomach isn't a goddamn communist. Chili Cheese Burrito for the fucking win.

[Ed Hocken]

How can you figure a political system with gastrointestinal issues? Perhaps it's some kind of sign that you shouldn't be eating such shit.

I'll just have to face facts, I will never be able to eat like a stoner.

[nerdious dorkus]

I've only had problems with Denny's and I'd still eat there. Well...maybe. Depends on the time of day, and how far I'd be willing to go to just to ate late at night.

[Howard]

I never have the issues people have apparently at Taco Bell. Maybe because my stomach isn't a goddamn communist. Chili Cheese Burrito for the fucking win.

Their new Steak Quesadilla is the tits.

[Ed Hocken]

After a horrifying incident at the last job. I learned never to eat Quesadilla again.

[Nathan]

Do you suffer from a condition known as a nervous stomache?

[Abraham Smashington]

Do you suffer from a condition known as having a vagina instead of a stomach?

Fixed.

[Ed Hocken]

Wasn't so much stomach...let's just say the building's ventilation was severly tested that day.

Vagina for stomach? This isn't Videodrome....or is it? Say Nathan, say hello to my Gunhand!

[Howard]

The thought of foul odors coming from Ed cracks me up.