What did you have for dinner last night?

[Captain Russ]

Don't eat the feelings, throw heavy things instead. Feelings are empty carbs.

[BillyG]

I threw my fat ass around for an hour.

[Captain Russ]

One day you'll have to supplement it since it'll be gone.

[BillyG]

Even without Insanity this last week my shit is fitting looser. Can't wait to be below 250. I feel like once I hit that then everything else is fucking gravy.

[B_Metal]

Salad, But somehow the pineapple I requested became blueberries. FUCKMAHLIFE

[Captain Russ]

Pineapple is for children and tropical drinks.

Blueberries are great WTF son

[B_Metal]

Pineapples are sweet and keep me from putting mega amounts of dressing. Blueberries taste like.......like nothing. Fuck a blueberry mang.

[Captain Russ]

I would if I were also a blueberry, and that other blueberry was a sexy blueberry like that slutty green M&M.

Yeah.

What was I sayin'?

[B_Metal]

You were accosting me for my preference of fruit in my salad.

[BillyG]

Ever had a pineapple muffin? NO, because pineapple is buuuuuuuuuuuuuullshit.

[Captain Russ]

Yeah. Because pineapple has the nutritional quality of a sugar cube covered in fruit fly poop.

Change your preference or feel the wrath of grade school taunts. Pineapple is poop. Stop eating poop.

[B_Metal]

[Cj]

wait I shouldn't eat pineapple?

[Captain Russ]

Enjoy your slide into Honky Tonk Man Land.

[B_Metal]

Jesus Christ, you guys go food nazi in one of your workout threads FFS.