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**Ed Hocken** · 09-01-2009, 02:06 PM

Not only that, I would be obigated to slater it in the place that invented the move that I still haven't quite figured it out.

**nerdious dorkus** · 09-01-2009, 02:08 PM

Originally posted by Rob View Post

Don't be hating because you can't cook. haha

It's not that I can't cook; I can if I wanted to. It's just that I'm too damn lazy to do so.

**Abraham Smashington** · 09-01-2009, 02:08 PM

Ain't no one slaterin' it my place but me.

**Abraham Smashington** · 09-01-2009, 02:09 PM

Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post

It's not that I can't cook; I can if I wanted to. It's just that I'm too damn lazy to do so.

You are one step away from becoming a SA Goon or a /btard... tread lightly sir. haha

**Ed Hocken** · 09-01-2009, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by Rob View Post

Ain't no one slaterin' it my place but me.

Well you damn well make sure you don't make your food too greasy. Otherwise it's your bathroom or the litter box. And I will not drop trou in front of Lesly. No sir.

**Abraham Smashington** · 09-01-2009, 02:13 PM

Slaterin it: to sit backwards on the toilet and urinate. Done usually in the morning when you have an erection and need to piss.

Slaterin' it 2.0: a bit I talked about on the podcast regarding doing this nude and pooping while at work. Hoping that someone would come in. Like in Choke, but with no sex. Just pooping.

**Matt** · 09-01-2009, 02:15 PM

and here I associated Slaterin' with a poster from another website.

**nerdious dorkus** · 09-01-2009, 02:15 PM

Originally posted by Rob View Post

You are one step away from becoming a SA Goon or a /btard... tread lightly sir. haha

I am a /btard. I'm a loser with no significant other and I own cats.

Seriously though, I live alone. Why would I need to go all out with cooking? Pizza Hut, ramen, and frozen foods do me just fine. And with the amount of food I eat, I don't need to spend the time to make 5-6 servings.

**Ed Hocken** · 09-01-2009, 02:22 PM

Nerdious, I think Rob assumes you cook because of your asianess.

**nerdious dorkus** · 09-01-2009, 02:23 PM

Asians can cook? I wasn't aware that was stereotype. Weird. No, I can just follow directions. And I know how to boil water. After that, it's just having a good palate.

**Matt** · 09-01-2009, 02:35 PM

Specifically, I think that Ed was referring to the fact that Asians are supposed to be able to wok up anything that they want.

Stir fry? not a problem.
Tater tot hotdish? let me get my wok.
Pumpkin Pie? let me rinse out my wok first.

**Ed Hocken** · 09-01-2009, 02:38 PM

Exactly.

**Abraham Smashington** · 09-01-2009, 02:39 PM

haha.

**nerdious dorkus** · 09-01-2009, 02:57 PM

Ahh. I still have yet to use my wok. Fuck, I'm lazy. Rob, come up here and cook for me. In exchange, Mac and Jacks.

**Abraham Smashington** · 09-01-2009, 02:58 PM

oh shit sir.

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