What did you have for dinner last night?

[Ed Hocken]

I'm glad to you said it right, Billy.

Otherwise, I'd have to kill ya.

[V]

I'm glad to you said it right, Billy.

Otherwise, I'd have to kill ya.

Ed, you could not kill on the killingest day of the week even if you had an electrified killing machine...

Oh. I had eggs and chips.

[Ed Hocken]

I suppose you're right. But I had to run with the bit.

[B_Metal]

Ed Hocken: life giver/birth mother of BDR

[V]

Ed Hocken: life giver/birth mother/resident dyslexic of BDR

Fixed.

:SCENE: Young Hocken, in his jammers, knocks on a neighbor's door at Halloween. The door opens.

:Young Hocken: TRICK OR TROUT!

The neighbor drops a tin of sardines in Young Hocken's bag, then slams the door.

[Nathan]

That explains it all.

[Ed Hocken]

Funny, I've never eaten sardines. But the scene still works.

[V]

Ed...

Take a dollar, and go buy a tin of sardines. The ones in the mustard sauce, mind you. Make a sandwich or two. Enjoy life.

[Ed Hocken]

Can't I just enjoy life by watching porn and jerking off?

[V]

Yes... but you have to eat.

Feed the machine, young one.

[B_Metal]

Mustard sardines, check! Crackers, CHECK! HOT SAUCE!!! Mutherfuggin CHECK!!!!!!

[V]

Werd...

[BillyG]

Sardines? Sick fucks.

[Nathan]

Sardines? Sick fucks.

Yarp.

[B_Metal]

The word you're looking for is MEN.