What did you have for dinner last night?

[V]

No, it was one that Chris made. It was just a fucking disaster. I should have cottoned to how crappy it was when I took the first bite and found out that it was A) made with ground beef - and not just ground beef, but one of those awful chubby packages of ground beef (you know, the shitty cylindrical stuff that's probably half rat turds and sawdust), and B) the "spanish rice" was just white rice with Pace salsa mixed in.

I've never been so legitimately angry over free food.

EWWW!

TUBE BEEF!

Smithers? Have them killed...

[Shit Dickface]

It was so terrible. And you can totally taste the difference. I want to slap the shit out of anyone who argues otherwise.

[V]

And I will hold them down for you.

Unless you're homeless, there is no excuse for tube beef.

[Matt]

had homemade lasagna over at my sister's last night. CHOW, but holy ballz did it give me some killer acid reflux last night. I was up for a couple of hours because of it.

[B_Metal]

Tube beef should be against the Geneva Convention or something. Just ewwwwww.

[V]

That shit used to beat my ass until the doc put me on the Aciphex™ train. But the best OTC stuff is still cherry Mylanta™.

Give her a spin.

[B_Metal]

I use that OTC prevacid, and take two so it's prescription strength. Reflux be gone.

[Matt]

didn't have anything on hand last night when it hit, unfortunately. Good GOD, waking up with a mouthful of acid is NOT fun.

[IggytheBorg]

Good GOD, waking up with a mouthful of acid is NOT fun.

The veracity of this statement depends, of course, on what is meant by "acid".

[Matt]

stomach acid, of course. Once it vurps into your mouth, you're INSTANTLY awake and coughing/hacking your way to the bathroom. You now have to contend with a throat that will burn for the next few hours and need contance HURMing to try and clear it. Also, there isn't enough toothpaste/mouthwash in the world to clear your mouth of that acidic taste.

GOD it hurts.

[Shit Dickface]

hate hate hate hate. I'm glad my indigestion isn't as bad as it used to be, but when I get it, it's heinous.

[B_Metal]

I used to get it so bad I'd wake up literally choking to death. Face purple throat clogged with acid. Yeah, fucks you up something fierce. OTC prevacid made that shit a thing of the past.

[Martin]

Those damned acid reflux....

[V]

stomach acid, of course. Once it vurps into your mouth, you're INSTANTLY awake and coughing/hacking your way to the bathroom. You now have to contend with a throat that will burn for the next few hours and need contance HURMing to try and clear it. Also, there isn't enough toothpaste/mouthwash in the world to clear your mouth of that acidic taste.

GOD it hurts.

You might want to have your doctor spock that shit out for you. Never hurts to be sure.

[Matt]

yeah, I'm gonna try and remember to bring that up when I go in for my next visit...whenever that is.