What did you have for dinner last night?

[BillyG]

We should diversify and make some fried chicken, burritos, and fried rice guys to set out for new members. And Whataburger too. Just to be dicks.

[Chris Miller]

One of my old managers at Ruby's, who wasn't from around there originally:
"Goddamn, man, we just can't seem to keep the watermelon on the salad bar."

shit.you.not.

[BillyG]

*wellesapplause.gif*

[Shit Dickface]

WHATABURGER

FFFFFGGGHAAAAA

[Abraham Smashington]

this fucking thread

[V]

Brief notes from a dinner from Applebee's... (meal paid for by a former friend)

"The taste is hauntingly scolding, like Mom's cooking sherry. Quick and utterly ruthless, without any subtlety, the flavors attack!

Vaseline, allegations of lime, Triaminic and pork fat, a puddle of hobo vomit on South Street, a diesel train crashing into a baby duck, rancid Mountain Dew, a backalley dumpster's burnt caramel apple. My God, the horror! It was like waking up in a tire fire!"

[Chris Miller]

Allegations of lime

Band name.

[V]

Band name.

Run with it...

or at least make it your debut album title.

[Shit Dickface]

a diesel train crashing into a baby duck

fucking dying

[BillyG]

My God, the horror! It was like waking up in a tire fire!"

I hope it was at least the Springfield Tire Fire.

[BillyG]

Made chicken cacciatore for the first time last night as our Valentine's meal. It was alright, but I wasn't blown away by it. I wanted to use a thick pasta sauce, she wanted to puree tomatoes as the recipe said to do. Well, it ended up being pretty fucking watery, and not a bit of sauce stuck to the bowtie pasta I made. I don't know if I would make it again though. Took damn near half the dishes in the kitchen, took 90 minutes, and didn't blow my mind. I could have just fried some chicken breasts in 20 minutes and enjoyed it a lot more.

[V]

I made homemade poutine.

Except I used a highly peppered gravy instead of brown... which as you know is just brown and water. And I used cheese curds that had herbs in them. Because Wegman's is gay for not having plain ones.

Sofa king good...

[Abraham Smashington]

Lesley made our version of Vin's mac and cheese (but was able to cut the recipe in half), I made some BBQ shrimp (which were really tasty) and we attempted to make corn bread (which wasn't that great due to it not being sweet enough. I blame the recipe.)

[V]

Lesley made our version of Vin's mac and cheese (but was able to cut the recipe in half), I made some BBQ shrimp (which were really tasty) and we attempted to make corn bread (which wasn't that great due to it not being sweet enough. I blame the recipe.)

Regardless of the recipe, always add sugar.

Unless you're making jalapeno cornbread, that is.

[Abraham Smashington]

it was the recipe from homesick texan. I WAS A SAD.