What did you have for dinner last night?

[Nathan]

NY strip steak done medium rare, mo'fos! The man took me out for a steak dinner last night!

mmmmmmmmmmmmm...steaky wakey

[Abraham Smashington]

Finished off our chowder. Gotdamn, I'm pretty sure it's one of my new favorite foods.

[Matt]

Went to Red Lobster with the family last night (don't ask). Had some sort of combo meal that had chicken, scallops, and shrimp. Was OK, but gave me nasty shits this morning.

[Shit Dickface]

Red Lobster gives me the trots damn near every time. Awful place.

[Ed Hocken]

Red Lobster, I believe is owned by the same company that runs Chili's and Olive Garden

'Nuff said

[Shit Dickface]

One of the things that drove me nuts about my ex:

"Hey, I want seafood tonight."
"Sweet, did you want to try that one place in Santa Monica, the one in Venice, or did you want to go up to Malibu?"
"No, I was thinking Red Lobster in the Valle-"*RECORD SCRATCH*

[Abraham Smashington]

I can't hate on Red Lobster. IT was the "fancy" restaurant we'd go to when I was a kid.

[Ed Hocken]

One of the things that drove me nuts about my ex:

"Hey, I want seafood tonight."
"Sweet, did you want to try that one place in Santa Monica, the one in Venice, or did you want to go up to Malibu?"
"No, I was thinking Red Lobster in the Valle-"*RECORD SCRATCH*

You get the same effect if you replace "Red Lobster" with "Gladstone's" out in Malibu.

[Shit Dickface]

I can't hate on Red Lobster. IT was the "fancy" restaurant we'd go to when I was a kid.

Same here, but that's precisely why I can hate on it.

*whitetrashfist*

ED-IT: Yeah, Gladstone's is TERRIBLE. Like, I'd almost take RL over that.

[Matt]

In its defense, the food that we got from RL was pretty good last night. We all commented to each other that the food was better than we thought it was going to be.

[Shit Dickface]

I can't say shit, I had chips and salsa and a bunch of beer at 2 am.

[Ed Hocken]

I finished off the pizza I made and then watched an episode of "Louie"

[Lisa]

I went to RL for the very first time about a year and a half ago. It sucked. I tried it once, and see no reason to go back again.

Of course, the first thing that pops into my mind everytime I hear "Red Lobster" was in 1998, after my apartment was robbed, I had two visits from the police. Right after the robbery, two cops came over to look over the apartment and take my report. Then the next night, another cop came over to dust for fingerprints. He apologized about not having been there the night before - "I'm so sorry I wasn't able to be here last night when the robbery first happened. I was on my way over, but then I got a call about a stabbing up at the Red Lobster on Queens Boulevard." Yeah, that's okay, guy. I think a murder takes precidence over a robbery, it's cool.

[V]

I can't say shit, I had vag in my face at 2 am.

phixed...

[Shit Dickface]

I finished off the pizza I made and then watched an episode of "Louie"

Hahaha I hope you ate a slice of pizza during the opening credits. God, that show is amazing.

phixed...

Still irritated that she didn't want me to go down on her, saying that she "never liked it". Next go-round I'll be like "Look, remember that shit I did to you with my index finger that drove you insane? Imagine that, but with more speaking in tongues and you possibly snapping my neck with leg convulsions."