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  • Kat's the roomie, not the potential choke-ee.
    2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.

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    • Gay bar birthday party tonight with Sylvia, lesbian party on Saturday with Sylvia. Her friend might be at either one.
      "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

      "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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      *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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      • -1 rep for not actively pursuing a 'gasper'...

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        • Originally posted by Nick Vanderhuge View Post
          Gay bar birthday party tonight with Sylvia, lesbian party on Saturday with Sylvia. Her friend might be at either one.
          So Sylvia is the non-gasper, and what's the gasper's name, so we can call her something?
          BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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          • Gasper The Friendly Ghost
            "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

            "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

            ~
            *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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            • The hell is with this obession about Gasper Noe all of a sudden?
              "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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              • Into Her Void
                "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                ~
                *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                • Come one man. You have to get her, if only to be able to say:

                  "Does Jake Scherzer has to choke a bitch???"
                  BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                  • Irreversable....ass bangin
                    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                    • "I don't choke many women, but I'd fucking make you tap out just to get my mouth on dem titties."
                      "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                      "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                      ~
                      *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                      • Now I'm laughing my ass off at my desk imagining me and this chick naked in a triangle hold with her gargling on the verge of death like "THIS...GGGLLGGG...ISN'T WHAT I MEANT"
                        "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                        "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                        ~
                        *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                        • "Saturday night at the Tittyville Amphitheater, reigning singles champion The Jakeinator will put his title ON THE LINE as he does battle with his potential love interest Miss Gasper Rising Sun, in a no-holds barred slobberknocker the likes of which hasn't been seen in all my years as an announcer for the WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION! Not since the days of Andre the Giant taking on Hulk Hocken, Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat vs. Martin "Macho Man" Savage, Vin Venis and Sgt. Slaughter vs. Nikolai Volkoff and the Iron Sheik, has the squared circle been witness to such an awesome display of speed, power and kinky sexual practices! FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCKS! GENTLE CHOKE HOLDS! TEARS ON PILLOWS! PROMISES OF FOLLOW-UP PHONE CALLS and BREAKFAST AFTERWARDS! Saturday night! LIVE at the Tittyville Amphitheater and only $39.95 LIVE on PAY-PER-VIEW! Contact you local cable company IMMEDIATELY!

                          Next, LisaNY and Edison the cat in Piper's Pit!"

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                          • The fact that you make me fight against my childhood favorite wrestler makes me rep you RIGHT NOW!!!!
                            BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                            • Originally posted by Timothy225 View Post
                              FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCKS! GENTLE CHOKE HOLDS! TEARS ON PILLOWS! PROMISES OF FOLLOW-UP PHONE CALLS and BREAKFAST AFTERWARDS!
                              You

                              fucking

                              rock...

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                              • Tim is and always will be, an amazing bastard.

                                SA-LUTE!
                                "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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