I am about to eat my own fucking stomach. I should be on a Feed Africa commercial I feel so famished right now. I think I am going to get a big ass pizza from Brother's then send the crusts to Uganda to feed the families of the bombing victims. I'm a good person.
I just ate at PF Changs and had the lettuce wraps, mongolian beef, and white citrus tea(I think). And I had enough left over I can have it again for dinner tonight. I love PF Changs. Sooooo goooooood!
I just ate at PF Changs and had the lettuce wraps, mongolian beef, and white citrus tea(I think). And I had enough left over I can have it again for dinner tonight. I love PF Changs. Sooooo goooooood!
PF Changs is overrated. Bring me your leftovers.
Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!
Pork butt and brisket. Corn cakes. I need nothing else. Vegetarian's would be horrified by the amount of meat I have consumed whilst visiting my dad. Me? I'm full.
We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
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