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  • #3166
    Your version of "clothes boots motorcycle"
    Me quick one want slow

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    • #3167
      Now I'm picturing Ahnold saying: " I want Bucky,your watch and your recipe collection" and the redneck just blowing smoke in his face.
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #3168
        Is this before or after the cigar to the man-boob?

        Holy fuck, 13,000!
        "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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        • #3169
          Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
          Is this before or after the cigar to the man-boob?
          THAT WAS A PEC, YOU JERK
          Me quick one want slow

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          • #3170
            Heh heh
            "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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            • #3171
              Not anymore...

              The Governator has moobs...

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              • #3172
                That he does, and I'm still proud of my votes for him.
                "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                • #3173
                  He lost the 80s Action Crown.

                  STALLONE IS KING GERIATRIC VON DICKARMS
                  Me quick one want slow

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                  • #3174
                    Originally posted by I_Cassini View Post
                    Then I want Bucky, your watch and recipe collection.
                    Bucky will be burned with me when my longboat is set adrift and shot with a flaming arrow.

                    My best watch will be on my wrist as this happens. You may have the G Shock... but you've been a bit of a pill lately, so I might reconsider. Depends on my mood, you see.

                    You may have the handwritten recipes, and if you can decipher my mother's chicken scratch, then you're a better man than I, Gunga Din.

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                    • #3175
                      STALLONE IS KING GERIATRIC VON DICKARMS
                      Yeah, this really isn't something to be proud of.
                      "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                      • #3176
                        Originally posted by Russ View Post
                        He lost the 80s Action Crown.

                        STALLONE IS KING GERIATRIC VON DICKARMS
                        NO SEAGAL IS THE CHAMP
                        BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                        • #3177
                          Gonna have to agree, at least Stallone is in shape. Seagal is out doing Orson Wells in terms of heft.
                          "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                          • #3178
                            Sly has the Ed Hardy tattoos now...FAIL.

                            Gonna go with Van Damme.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                            Originally posted by gravedigger
                            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                            • #3179
                              Originally posted by Matt View Post
                              Sly has the Ed Hardy tattoos now...FAIL.

                              Gonna go with Van Damme.
                              You like your heroes wearing shit Michael Irvin wouldn't be caught dead in, and poppin' boners on TV.

                              I like your style.
                              Me quick one want slow

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                              • #3180
                                Originally posted by V View Post
                                Bucky will be burned with me when my longboat is set adrift and shot with a flaming arrow.

                                My best watch will be on my wrist as this happens. You may have the G Shock... but you've been a bit of a pill lately, so I might reconsider. Depends on my mood, you see.

                                You may have the handwritten recipes, and if you can decipher my mother's chicken scratch, then you're a better man than I, Gunga Din.
                                If they are your moms recipes, I am most excited.

                                Me a pill? A sugar pill!

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