What did you have for dinner last night?

[Captain Russ]

New turdcutter on poopdeck.

Scripts that aren't complete shit.

Better showrunner.

And hot redhead Scot.

MUST I GO ON?

I will.

Is there any place where one can procure decent curry mix? They have ceased to carry mah brand at the World Market.

[Ed Hocken]

Plus there's a bowtie.

[Lisa]

So the Alfredo sauce is the Ron Jeremy of the sauce world?

I'd say John Holmes really.

But granted I haven't deep throated either.

It's the Peter North of the sauce world. GET IT? BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE GALLONS OF SEMEN! AAAH HAAAHA HAAAAA!!!

[Martin]

Thank you for degrading this thread, Lisa. Are you happy now?

[V]

It's already better because he looks like the offspring of Quatto and the Frankenstein Monster.

SYRIANLY.

Back to the condiment love/hate/leading to homicidal tendencies: tried this deli sherp spicy mayo the other day.

It was glorious.

Speaking of David Fucking Tennant...

Anyone else see that truly fucking dreadful version of "Hamlet" on PBS? With "Dr. What?" as the melancholy Dane?

Not even Patrick "Still Need To Eat!" Stewart could save this big bowl of suck...

Fuck Dr. Who in his smarmy British turdcutter.

New turdcutter on poopdeck.

Scripts that aren't complete shit.

Better showrunner.

And hot redhead Scot.

MUST I GO ON?

I will.

Is there any place where one can procure decent curry mix? They have ceased to carry mah brand at the World Market.

Plus there's a bowtie.

RELISH OWNS!

Dr. Who sucks dripping goat genitalia

[B_Metal]

Relish: the Dr. Who of the condiment world.

[V]

Fuck...

It's on!

[Martin]

Relish: the Dr. Who of the condiment world.

Texas: America's toilet.

See what you made me do?

[V]

ZING!

[Captain Russ]

Texas: America's toilet.

Agree in many accounts that we have some pretty big and bad problems, but this is an out and out lie.

That's Mexico's job.

[Abraham Smashington]

Texas: America's toilet.

See what you made me do?

[Martin]

I can lower my judgment as America's bidet, but that's it.

You cannot piss on relish without consequences. Understood, Mr. I OWN THE SITE YET I FELLATE CHIMPS?

[Captain Russ]

I can lower my judgment as America's bidet, but that's it.

You cannot piss on relish without consequences. Understood, Mr. I OWN THE SITE YET I FELLATE CHIMPS?

IN DEFENSE OF TEXAS.

In rural areas, this man is your neighbor.

Also:

[Ed Hocken]

For the record,

Florida is America's toliet

[Matt]

8 fucking pages of Condiment Rage.