What did you have for dinner last night?

[Martin]

So the Alfredo sauce is the Ron Jeremy of the sauce world?

[Ed Hocken]

I'd say John Holmes really.

But granted I haven't deep throated either.

[Martin]

Well put that on your do-to list then.

[Ed Hocken]

Thanks, my quebecan friend.

[B_Metal]

Soooooooo howsaboutlessweinertalkthxbye!!!

[Matt]

I'd say John Holmes really.

But granted I haven't deep throated either.

wait...you're gay?

[Martin]

Dr. Who, Matt.

Dr. Who.

[Ed Hocken]

Someone bring in that serious cat picture in here.

[Captain Russ]

Dr. Who, Matt.

Dr. Who.

Go fuck a duck, Relishman.

[V]

I've never been able to eat alfredo sauce. The richness of it makes me gag.

must... not... snicker...

[Abraham Smashington]

Dr. Who sucks as much as relish does.

[Captain Russ]

Nothing is as bad as relish.

Not even the news of a Commando remake.

Now a Commando remake made entirely out of relish (including the prints of the relish film)?

Sweet fucking novelty mustache...

[Martin]

Go fuck a duck, Relishman.

First of all, duck is tasty. You have a point, I love it so much I'd fuck it. PEKIN DUCK!!!!!

2nd, Dr. Who, while mildly amusing, kinda suck. It's so uneven it's shameful. And the fact that it went from Christopher Eccleston to Tennant (great and good actors) to Mishapened Mutant Actor from Galaxy 9 ain't gonna help the show.

[Captain Russ]

It's already better because he looks like the offspring of Quatto and the Frankenstein Monster.

SYRIANLY.

Back to the condiment love/hate/leading to homicidal tendencies: tried this deli sherp spicy mayo the other day.

It was glorious.

[V]

Speaking of David Fucking Tennant...

Anyone else see that truly fucking dreadful version of "Hamlet" on PBS? With "Dr. What?" as the melancholy Dane?

Not even Patrick "Still Need To Eat!" Stewart could save this big bowl of suck...

Fuck Dr. Who in his smarmy British turdcutter.