What did you have for dinner last night?

[Ed Hocken]

Rob hates mustard, how can you believe anything he says condiment wise?

*Chugs General Tso's sauce*

[B_Metal]

Rob hates mustard, how can you believe anything he says condiment wise?

*Chugs General Tso's sauce*

Robs no commie. That's how.

[Ed Hocken]

Maybe Rob in a past life was attacked by mustard gas. Thus ruining any enjoyment out of the great yellow condiment.

[Howard]

Rob hates mustard, how can you believe anything he says condiment wise?

*Chugs General Tso's sauce*

Come on Ed.

Ed fail ratio is SO MUCH more greater than Rob fail ratio. We did the math.

[Abraham Smashington]

Rob hates mustard, how can you believe anything he says condiment wise?

*Chugs General Tso's sauce*

True that. I do hate mustard. In it's pure form. If it's mixed into a sauce or something than I can eat it. Just not a fan. Same with ketchup.

[Ed Hocken]

Wait a second, hate ketchup?!

What are you saying Rob?!

[Abraham Smashington]

That I'd rather use mayo with my fries and that ketchup better not be on my fucking burger or hot dog.

[Abraham Smashington]

That I'd rather use mayo with my fries and that ketchup better not be on my fucking burger or hot dog.

[Ed Hocken]

*Faints*

....

[Abraham Smashington]

I just prefer guac or mayo on my burgers. I'll eat some organic ketchup but I hate normal ketchup. Too fucking sweet.

[B_Metal]

Lulz @ Captain Failapalooza getting all riled up over Robs tastebuds.

[Abraham Smashington]

Also, lulz to the anti rob fan page on facebook now.

[Ed Hocken]

Dammit it people, don't you see. The issues of past failures do not releate to what's going on here.

Not liking ketchup or relish. I suspect that Rob is not in fact an 'Merican.

Also, mayo with fries? *Retch*

[Matt]

The Condiment Failboat is getting rather full of passengers.

[Abraham Smashington]

I'm fucking German, man.

Also, it has to be real mayo, none of the miracle whip bullshit.