What did you have for dinner last night?

[Shit Dickface]

Well, call me Harvey Fierstein then, because I like the shit.

[Captain Russ]

Better move your mother out of Atlaaaaaanta.

Because you're all goddamn insane and your tastes are now suspect.

In all things.

*makes pillow fort*

*peers through the gate*

[B_Metal]

Relish is fer queers.

Yeah, ya dick-tooth having queer you!!! /inbred rant

But seriously relish is NEVER ok on a burger. Hotdogs, I guess if you're a commie it's ok.

[Abraham Smashington]

Better move your mother out of Atlaaaaaanta.

Because you're all goddamn insane and your tastes are now suspect.

In all things.

*makes pillow fort*

*peers through the gate*

lulz.

[Lisa]

Relish leads to insanity - that's why everyone who likes it is a crazy person. This is what relish does to you:



Before that? Hey, you're happy, normal, got a good job, the world is good, right? And then one fateful bite of relish... well, that's all it takes really. Before you know it, you're out on the street in crazy clothes, trying to catch a reflection of your genitals in the wet street. Hardly worth it, I'd say.

[Matt]

Bunch a slack-jawed faggots around here. Relish will make you a god damned sexual tyrannosaurus. Just like me.

[BillyG]

I'm from Texas. I don't need relish. China thinks Tiger Penis helps cure limp dick? Good thing they've never been here.

[V]

Relish is fer queers.

I'm going to let the hate build up before I kill you...

And when they find you, it will be certainly be with several of Heinz's 57 varieties oozing from your orifices.

[Captain Russ]

Bunch a slack-jawed faggots around here. Relish will make you a god damned sexual tyrannosaurus. Just like me.

Which then leads you to being the crazy ponytailed dude ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT 9/11 for TruTV.

[Abraham Smashington]

I'm going to let the hate build up before I kill you...

And when they find you, it will be certainly be with several of Heinz's 57 varieties oozing from your orifices.

You can kill me all you want. My message will live on in the hearts of children...and vagrants.

[Abraham Smashington]

Which then leads you to being the crazy ponytailed dude ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT 9/11 for TruTV.

HAHAHAA. TROOF.

[Martin]

I think those guys in the south calls horse semen "relish", hence the hatred. Over here, it's. as wikipedia says; a cooked, pickled, chopped vegetable or fruit food item which is typically used as a condiment. Try that guys, instead of horse semen.

[Lisa]

Which then leads you to being the crazy ponytailed dude ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT 9/11 for TruTV.

(*Nods sagely in agreement*)

It's true. Relish on so much as ONE hotdog or burger, and the next thing you know, you're flinging poop at the cops while waiting for the spaceship to arrive. Insanity.

[Abraham Smashington]

I DON'T WANT PICKLED SHIT ON MY GODDAMN BURGERS/HOT DOGS.

[B_Metal]

I'm from Texas. I don't need relish. China thinks Tiger Penis helps cure limp dick? Good thing they've never been here.

That! Lul@ this thread.