What did you have for dinner last night?

[Captain Russ]

Bison Burgers tend to kick your ass with cheap moves like the Psycho Crusher when you eat them on Hard.

Thankfully Zangief puts on a bodynet when at the grill.

[V]

Hey, that's uncalledfor. Of course a turkey burger isn't going to taste as a great as a beef burger.

that rather depends on how you prepare them...

[Abraham Smashington]

Fuck that. It's not beef. A pile of shit on a silver platter is still a pile of shit. I'm a goddamn Midwesterner and I WANT BEEF.

*waits until someone "fixes" his post

[Howard]

I've got some beef for ya right here.

[Lisa]

I WANT BEEF INJECTIONS.

*waits until someone "fixes" his post

Fixed.

And I love turkey burgers, as long as they're not all dried out, which is easy to do. A little swiss, a few organic greens, multigrain bun, and NOM - down the hatch!

[V]

Fuck that. It's not cock. A pile of shit on a silver platter is still a pile of shit. I'm a goddamn Homer O' Sexshul and I WANT COCK.

*waits until someone "fixes" his post

Careful what you wish for...

[Abraham Smashington]

You have two choices. Both have the exact same toppings. Would you choose a turkey burger or a hamburger?

[Abraham Smashington]

And healthy choice isn't a factor.

[Lisa]

Okay, right now, the frame of mind I'm in? Turkey burger. I've been eating a lot healthier now (I know you said not to use that, but I am. Neh!), so the real reason is that a lot of heavier foods don't taste as good to me now. I feel queasy after a really huge beef burger, but not that gross and over stuffed after a turkey burger, even a big one.

Plus, yesterday two of my bosses (the nice ones) took me out for a belated Admin Assistant's Day lunch since they were both traveling last week. They took me to a lovely restaurant, and not wanting to order the most expensive thing on the menu, I kept it low-key and got the chopped sirlion. And it was STILL like half a ground cow on my plate. It was delicious, but I really felt overly bloated and stuffed the rest of the day. See, I always enjoy the beef burger, but I regret it later. I never feel like that with turkey.

I mean, I'm not saying I suddenly hate beef burgers - love 'em. But since I'm prefering less heavy foods now, I'm more likely to order a turkey burger than a beef one.

Except for an actual steak. Then it's the hell with poultry - actual steak on the bone? YES. Every time!

[Nathan]

COCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKBALLS
COCKCOCKCOCK
*waits until someone "fixes" his post

Fixed.

[Martin]

My mouth and my ass <------ HUGE PENIS

Really Rob. Really?

[Howard]

lol. Ask and you shall receive. Repeatedly.

[Ed Hocken]

I've got some beef for ya right here.

Hey don't forget Hershel Kosher over here.

And by Hershel Kosher, I mean Ari.

[Shit Dickface]

RECEIVE IT ALL, ROB!

Thankfully Zangief puts on a bodynet when at the grill.

Also, I kinda lost it at the idea of Andrew Bryniarski just screaming while cooking due to grease popping all over his torso.

[Ed Hocken]

Rob "Finger Cuffs" Hughes