What did you have for dinner last night?

[Abraham Smashington]

Haha. You never turn down a free meal. But swap out action figures, comics and ds games with blow, hookers and Xbox games and we have a deal!

[I_Cassini]

Haha. You never turn down a free meal. But swap out action figures, comics and ds games with blow, hookers and Xbox games and we have a deal!

You are a bit more expensive than I anticipated. And now I fear when I come home what you will have taught the two younger ones. They would be all for the Xbox though.

[Abraham Smashington]

Well the little kid with the fucked up teeth would be bouncing off the walls thanks to the coke and girl would be cam whoring it up in her bedroom. I'm a good role model.

[I_Cassini]

Well the little kid with the fucked up teeth would be bouncing off the walls thanks to the coke and girl would be cam whoring it up in her bedroom. I'm a good role model.

Ahhh, I love a warm and fuzzy story.

[Shit Dickface]

Since I'm lazy and this might as well be a catch-all "what are you eating you fat fuck" thread, I just killed:
Two bacon, egg, and reduced fat mild cheddar sandwiches on Ezekiel sprouted wheat with a shitload of Chipotle Tabasco.
Coffee.
2 glasses of milk.
2 multivitamins.
4 fish oil caps.

[V]

Not that I would ever turn down a free meal, but I would turn down Olive Garden.

For unlike the legendary Ron Burgundy, I would willingly eat cat poop to be spared that particular indignity.

[Lisa]

4 fish oil caps.

And now your poop will smell like a fish factory. Which is why I take flax seed oil caps - same healthy benefits, less horrid bodily smells.

[Shit Dickface]

Meh, I take 12-16 caps per day. It's cool.

[I_Cassini]

Not that I would ever turn down a free meal, but I would turn down Olive Garden.

For unlike the legendary Ron Burgundy, I would willingly eat cat poop to be spared that particular indignity.

I am printing this off and putting it in my "make my heart melt" things men have told me. This one is stellar

[Lisa]

Meh, I take 12-16 caps per day. It's cool.

12-16 per day!!! Your poop must have fins and scales!

[Shit Dickface]

Nope, but my joints don't hurt half as bad as they used to, my last blood test was phenomenal, and I don't seem to forget stuff as easily as I used to.

[V]

And he swims like the Man From Atlantis!

[Shit Dickface]

I take half as many caps on days that I eat fish, so I only had eight today, then I had two salmon/feta/spinach burgers from Whole Foods (them shits is on sale, get them) and a pound of broccoli. Right now, Kathleen's grilling more carne asada. I'm gonna get fat.

[Abraham Smashington]

I want this carne asada stuff...

[Lisa]

And he swims like the Man From Atlantis!

And his toes are webbed!

No, just kidding - seriously, I know that fish oil caps are made of nothing but awesomeness. I do have "embarrassing reactions" to them, shall we say, which is why I take flax seed oil caps instead.