What did you have for dinner last night?

[Martin]

Hey Ed. That's how I know you're gay.

If a chick's vagina smell like fish, she's a fishmonger. That's the only explanation. It can smell a lot of things, but fish? NEVER.

[Ed Hocken]

Then who in the fuck came up with that smell as the stench to indicate things are none too fresh down there?

[Shit Dickface]

Led Zeppelin

[Abraham Smashington]

Led Zeppelin

MUD SHARK!

[V]

Smells like fish? It's dee-lish!

Smells like cologne? Leave it alone!

[Shit Dickface]

She made split pea soup that was fucking AMAZING.

[BillyG]

She made split pea soup that was fucking AMAZING.

Make sure we all get wedding invites when you and roomie set a date.

[V]

Make sure we all get wedding invites when you and roomie set a date.

If she lives through Jake's initial orgasm...

[BillyG]

If she lives through Jake's initial orgasm...

I'm sure Jake is a gentleman.

"Hold on baby, I need to run to the restroom and furiously yank it so as not to explode your spine and paint the ceiling with it."

[V]

Gentleman virtues and self-control both go out the window when you're about to come...

She's fucking doomed.

[Abraham Smashington]

Gentleman virtues and self-control both go out the window when you're about to come...

She's fucking doomed.

Yep. My dad's can attest to that. Just look at me. LOOK AT ME!

[V]

Yep. My dad's can attest to that. Just look at me. LOOK AT ME!

YOU, sir... are an OUTRAGE!

[Abraham Smashington]

More like an abomination..

[Ed Hocken]

That was the best three seconds of me life.

[Shit Dickface]

I got really confused over those last four posts.