What did you have for dinner last night?

[Howard]

Our thicker crust pizza is Sicilian style, which is cut into squares, not a round pie cut into triangles. That's thick and soft, good stuff.

Honestly? The only acceptable style pizza.

[Lisa]

Honestly? The only acceptable style pizza.

Oh, you are such a honky, I can't stand it!

[Matt]

I hate those fucking little pizza squares. HATE THEM. I always made a point of specifying PIE CUT whenever I ordered a pizza at a restaurant or from Domino's. No shit, I've sent them the fuck back if they cut 'em wrong.

HATE those fucking squares.

[Ed Hocken]

Matt must've had a horrifying incident at the Souplantation.

[Matt]

If I had a podcast, I'd do a 45 minute fucking rant on those damned pizza squares. HATE THEM WITH A PASSION.

1. they're fucking soggy.
2. they NEVER cut right.
3. EVERYONE touches them...you can guarantee that somebody with fecall matter on their hands has fucking touched the very square that you're going for.
4. they're messy as hell to eat.

The damned pizza that they ordered for our overnight last weekend? Fucking pizza squares. That EVERYONE was pawing through. Fuck, I'm flying into a psychotic rage just thinking of them now.

[Martin]

Fuck that people. The only real pizza worth something is the Napolitan pizza. I like the NY pizza, which is the one mainly found on this continent, but guys that invented it are still the masters. A couple of greats places are popping there in the US and Canada, but it' not enough.

And the true test of a master pizza: Margherita, or course. Tomato sauce, fresh mozarella and basil. That's it.

[Martin]

And Pizza Hut: the Pizza for Nazi War Criminals that rapes koalas in their spare time.

[Matt]

Punch Pizza makes some good stuff. Their Margherita pizza is totally CHOW.

[Abraham Smashington]

Good to know. We saw one of those when going to the Lion's Tap last weekend.

[Lisa]

I do confess to liking Pizza Hut, Martin. It's good as far as chain-pizza goes - they got the thick crust right. Domino's blows. And none of them can compare to our awesome NY pizza!

[Abraham Smashington]

Thanks to you guys we've become Papa Johns converts. After doing what Jake suggested (well done crust, etc) the output has been pretty goddamn tasty.

[nerdious dorkus]

Concur'd with Lisa on Pizza Hut. They also carry anchovies!

[Matt]

Good to know. We saw one of those when going to the Lion's Tap last weekend.

Hey! How was the Tap?

Also, I'm guessing that you passed the Punch over by the Eden Prairie Mall. We eat there (and at the Tap) all the time.

[Abraham Smashington]

The Tap wasn't bad, but wasn't OH MY GAWD AMAZING enough for us to drive 20 mins to on a regular basis. The burgers were tasty, but tasted just like the burgers we get a bar like 5 mins from our house. We did however enjoy their cheap tasty beer.

[Ed Hocken]

And Pizza Hut: the Pizza for Nazi War Criminals that rapes koalas in their spare time.

Only time Pizza Hut was worth it was when the sit-down joints had their lunch buffet. Those were the days.