What did you have for dinner last night?

[Martin]

Oh no you bastard.

Tonight is Shepard's pie too! And yesterday I had a Chipotle Pork Stew. Winged the shit out of it. I had to throw some Jack Daniels in there.

[V]

Oh yes, me bastard!

[Matt]

And if all goes well, I'll be balls deep by dessert... wink, wink, nudge, nudge!

I've got your dessert right here, babe...

[Martin]

Speaking of dessert, I did a black chocolate mousse with raspberry coulit to go with it.

Heaven in a bowl.

[V]

Idiot next-door neighbor knocks on the door and asks me what that glorious smell is...

Ok... maybe she's not an idiot after all.

[Ed Hocken]

(Cues 70s porn music)

[V]

I just might, friend Ed...

I juuuuuuuuust might!

[Matt]

I'm picturing a '9 1/2 Weeks' style taste test...blindfolded...Vin style.

[Ed Hocken]

Hmm, never saw anyone get waterboarded with gravy before.

[Matt]

gravyboarded...what a way to go.

[Martin]

(Cues 70s porn music)

So darling, wanna pull my pork?

[V]

The vindaloo?

about $6.00

The homemade naan and mango chutney?

$10.00 for the mangoes and ginger

The mouthifying of wang I got for making dinner?

priceless!

[Ed Hocken]

I can assure you, there's no way you could vindaloo around here for $6.

[V]

That's why you make it at home!

2 pounds of chicken thighs... $2.75
2 cans of crushed tomatoes... $2.00
5 onions... $1.50

Got to shop effectively, my man!

[B_Metal]

V has incriminating evidence on his vindaloo salesman.