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  • You know....I love bacon, and I mean I LOVE bacon, but somehow grinding up 19 slices and forming a burger seems worse than piling 19 slices between two buns. I know it's not worse, but it seems worse.
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    • I smell pussy, Chris.
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      • Eating tuna?
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        • No Chris. Your unmanly view of this culinary challenge.
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          • Haha. I have a feeling I'd get sick from this much bacon though.
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            • Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
              Haha. I have a feeling I'd get sick from this much bacon though.
              The bonus is you'll projectile vomit BACON so it will taste awesome.

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              • Originally posted by Martin View Post
                No Chris. Your unmanly view of this culinary challenge.
                You understand of course that I would still eat 19 slices of bacon between two slices of bread, right? I just don't want to grind it up.
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                • hahaha.
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                  • Nevermind Chris. I'm sorry to have doubted your manliness.
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                    • Yeah, let's not let it happen again. I'm going to go drink Bacon Bourbon.
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                      • Originally posted by BillyG View Post
                        The bonus is you'll projectile vomit BACON so it will taste awesome.
                        It does taste better the second time around...

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                        • Originally posted by Chris Miller View Post
                          but somehow grinding up 19 slices and forming a burger seems worse than piling 19 slices between two buns. I know it's not worse, but it seems worse.
                          I get what he's saying. I never ever turn down bacon. But ground up, you lose some of the bite and chewiness that bacon has (especially since I like my bacon a little on the soft side, with those yummy pieces of fat - I'm not big on super-well done crispy bacon), some of the fattiness, which I love. To grind it up seems like you'd be having a sandwich made of Bacon Bits.
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                          • See, I like my bacon to be JUUUUUST shy of burnt...crispy, with most of the fat burnt off. Then again, I like just about anything crunchy.
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                            • If you're grinding up cooked bacon, then it might be like bacon bits. From the description, you'll still have yummy pieces of fat in the burger.
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                              • Originally posted by Howard View Post
                                If you're grinding up cooked bacon, then it might be like bacon bits. From the description, you'll still have yummy pieces of fat in the burger.
                                True - but it sounds like in order for the burger to hold it's shape, you might need to overcook it a little more than I like. Don't get me wrong, I don't want my bacon still squealing and running away from me, but I don't like it too crispy. It's one of the things that make George and I a good diner team - he hates it underdone, and I hate it crispy. We're always pawning off wrongly-done bacon onto each other's plates.
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